Show Notes

• — The Big Day: I've got a present for you, here's our cable bill, why don't you go ahead and pay that
• — Malware Mafia: I think it's the anti-virus people putting out these viruses
• — Windows 7: I said be simple, they made it simple. How do you like me now? I said do good things and they did!
• — Your Insides Out: Chemda wants me to be upset. You be mad too or you shut the fuck up!
• — Midnight B-Day: You have to go through a sleep cycle in order for it to be your birthday
• — Jersey Shore After Hours: They bleep retawd, so you miss a lot. I rewind because I think I missed something, I didn't, they're fighting or they're in the hot tub
• — Celebrity Rehab: Any doctor would know you don't put Tom Sizemore and that clickity clack bitch Heidi Fleiss together to rehabilitate
• — Hoarders: A woman had two tons of shit and piss diapers, goats were eating through her walls
• — Worms Out The Ass: The cat was on the cable box, just lounging. Then she yawned. They're so cute!
• — Flip Flopping Fans: The Kansas Chiefs, they're all the best of the Native Americans (Keith meant to talk about the New Orleans Saints)
• — Most Touching Moment: Dool's death wins. Trying to word that email to his sister, awkwaaaard
• — Most Shocking Moment: Eats Paste forgets he cheated on the stand-up competition
• — Most Ridiculous Moment: Keith wins with the return of Little Baby Faggot
• — Best Musical Performance: Ben Lerman wins with 65% and a ukulele
• — Best New Guest: Ben Lerman wins again with 51% and sweeps the KATGuhs
• — 100 For 30: Jesse and Pat win, but mostly because of Jesse
• — Best Impression: Keith wins with Samantha. Put me out to pasture, us bitches gotta get back to the stable
• — Worst Guest: Dave Praeger, author of Poop Culture, wins because he did not appreciate us talking about Poop Culture humorously
• — Greeting Cards: I had to throw my favorite brother's card away, there was glitter on the outside, hopefully no money on the inside
• — Best Produced Piece: I Shit On You wins best produced piece by 72%
• — Best KATGtv: Chemda In Chell wins, McNally somehow loses
• — Best Elvis Tattoo: I Shit On U takes the prize