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KATG 3889: Make Movies Shorter w/ Rod and Karen Morrow

The Black Guy Who Tips’ Rod and Karen Morrow help Keith cover everything that’s been going on in his mind, from construction woes to the end of the world. The trio discusses Donald Trump’s latest executive orders, Super Bowl LIX and Ravens kicker Justin Tucker’s sexual assaults, Keith trying to play VR mini golf with strangers, the 67th Grammy Awards, and the Black Hawk/American Airlines regional jet deadly midair collision. It’s a rollercoaster of laughter and tears. February 4, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Keith’s recordings vs. construction woes
  • — Today’s Sponsor: Sherry’s Berries
  • — Minimum Rage/Starbucks’s new panic buttons/CVS’s unlocking app
  • — Donald Trump’s latest executive orders/Super Bowl LIX and Ravens kicker Justin Tucker’s sexual assaults
  • — Sean “Diddy” Combs’s even newer sexual assault allegations show abuse went on for easily 2 decades
  • — MAKE! MOVIES! SHORTER!
  • — Keith tries playing VR mini golf with strangers
  • — 67th Grammy Awards
  • — The Black Hawk/American Airlines regional jet deadly midair collision
  • — CHU & A 180: Coasting revelations

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Temple University Eagles fan Tyler Sabapathy, RIP
Temple University Eagles fan Tyler Sabapathy, RIP
Ravens sexual assaulter Justin Tucker
Ravens sexual assaulter Justin Tucker





Walkabout Mini Golf VR
Walkabout Mini Golf VR
Kendrick Lamar
Kendrick Lamar
KATG.com/GilbertGottfried
KATG.com/GilbertGottfried

KATG 3888: Behind the Data w/ Andrea Jones-Rooy

New guest and data scientist Dr. Andrea Jones-Rooy shares the science behind our lives in regard to topics such as politics, crime, movies, our personal computer algorithms, and more. Andrea and Keith also discuss listener colonoscopies, Donald Trump ending your government support, Super Bowl LIX, and the 97th Academy Awards. January 28, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — NYC’s 5-day record of no shootings
  • — Listener colonoscopies
  • — Super Bowl LIX
  • — Donald Trump dismantling your government support
  • — 2025 Oscar nominations

KATG 3887: Watch the Throne aka Calling All Assholes (Keith’s Colonoscopy) w/ Carrie Gravenson

Keith got his colonoscopy and he’s here to give the REAL story on preparation and procedure. Find out what REALLY goes down. The great Carrie Gravenson joins in to share her experience and what it’s like to pick up a “post-sedated, hungry, gassy Keith”. The duo also discusses new California wildfires as well as firenados, fake firemen, looting, and private protecting. Also: Keith’s landlord has Keith’s first book, and Keith and Carrie cover the 2025 Razzie Awards. January 23, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — L.A. wildfires: firenados, fake firemen, looting, and private protecting
  • — Keith’s colonoscopy: Prep
  • — Keith’s landlord to learn about Sugar Walls
  • — Donald Trump’s sweeping changes to America
  • — Keith’s colonoscopy: Game Day
  • — The 2025 Razzie Awards

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Carrie's asshole earrings
Carrie's asshole earrings

KATG 3886: Inauguration 2025 w/ Rod and Karen Morrow

It’s President Trump: Take 2 feat. Elon Musk handing out Nazi salutes. Rod and Karen Morrow join Keith to discuss Keith’s solo episode Mr. and Mrs. Dumbass as well as President #47’s speech to turn this failing country around. January 20, 2025
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  • — Remembering Mr. and Mrs. Dumbass and Newsy’s rehabilitation
  • — Today’s Sponsor: The U.S. Post Office
  • — Minimum Rage
  • — Keith’s upcoming medical procedures
  • — TikTok tricks and Trumpcoin
  • — Trump’s 2025 inaugural address
  • — Dave Chappelle’s (ballsy) monologue on SNL

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Elon Musk celebrating Donald Trump
Elon Musk celebrating Donald Trump

KATG 3885: Mr. and Mrs. Dumbass

Keith’s here to talk about our dumb world: the woman who went in an MRI machine with a metal butt plug inserted in her ass, Gen Z not understanding lightbulbs and newspapers, Keith finally seeing the second half of Smile 2 (review sponsored by Paramount+), and the woman scammed by Fake Brad Pitt to the tune of a divorce and $855,000. Keith also discusses other maroons that include Jerry Springer guests and Drake. Go Steele - WHAT? Shit. January 17, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — The Hellos feat. Snikki
  • — 23-year-old woman enters an MRI machine with a metal butt plug inside her/Gen Z vs. lightbulbs and newspapers
  • — The second half of Smile 2 review
  • — Woman scammed by Fake Brad Pitt dumps her husband and loses $855,000
  • — Jerry Springer: Fights, Camera, Action review
  • — The Apprentice (Donald Trump biopic) and Nightbitch (dog-mom biopic) reviews
  • — NFL Playoffs 2025 - The final 8
  • — OnlyFans’ Bonnie Blue fucked 1,057 men in 12 hours
  • — Drake sues Universal Music Group over Kendrick Lamar calling him a certifiable pedophile

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Snikki's Lil 'rona
Snikki's Lil 'rona
Don't Touch?
Don't Touch?

The Demon in Smile and Smile 2
The Demon in Smile and Smile 2

Brad Pitt (left) and Anne (right)
Brad Pitt (left) and Anne (right)
Anne (left) and probably not Brad Pitt (right)
Anne (left) and probably not Brad Pitt (right)




The Steelers' Mike Tomlin
The Steelers' Mike Tomlin
Bonnie Blue, champeen
Bonnie Blue, champeen
Supreme Court Justice Judge Alito
Supreme Court Justice Judge Alito
Not Like Us
Not Like Us

KATG 3884: Over the Bus w/ Myq Kaplan

It’s the hilarious and KATG-prolific Myq Kaplan! The duo discusses Justy Dodge’s ring update and relatable shocking things, such as L.A. wildfires and NYC’s congestion pricing. They also discuss the UFC’s Dana White being hired to Meta’s (Instagram, Facebook) board of directors. Keith and Myq also discuss Nikki Glaser and 2025’s Golden Globes as well as the Steelers long hard road to the Super Bowl. January 10, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Justy Dodge’s ring update!!!
  • — L.A. wildfires
  • — NYC’s congestion pricing
  • — Meta hires UFC’s Dana White as a board of director
  • — Nikki Glaser and 2025’s Golden Globes
  • — The long hard road to the Super Bowl

Guests

Myq KaplanMyq Kaplan

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Justy Dodge's ring!!!
Justy Dodge's ring!!!
"This ain't no disco ... "
"This ain't no disco ... "
" ... This is L.A."
" ... This is L.A."
Meta pals
Meta pals
Nikki Glaser
Nikki Glaser
Liz's Golden Globes score keeping ...
Liz's Golden Globes score keeping ...
... not even important
... not even important


KATG 3883: Floral Estrangements w/ Rebecca Fishbein

New KATG guest Rebecca Fishbein joins KATG to explain Fuck You Flowers, the new (but apparently classic) way of passive-aggressively sending floral arrangements. The duo not only discusses this new artful book, but they also cover Rebecca’s past features and essays covering her life with thoughts on ghosts, the government, and sex with your roommate. January 5, 2025
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Keith gave Liz these "and then some other shit"
Keith gave Liz these "and then some other shit"
RIP
RIP
Winner winner chicken dinner
Winner winner chicken dinner
NYC's new Congestion Pricing
NYC's new Congestion Pricing
Jensen Ackles
Jensen Ackles
Jensen in The Boys and Supernatural
Jensen in The Boys and Supernatural

KATG 3882: The Ring Two w/ Justy Dodge

Justy Dodge is back for the follow-up to her potential holiday promise/engagement ring and the dog she’s trying to save as well as to help discuss Keith and Liz’s Christmas, a new card from Keith’s dad, and your phone listening to your thoughts at this very moment. January 4, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Justy Dodge updates: The Christmas Ring, the abused dog, her boyfriend’s hypochondria, and not being able to breathe
  • — Keith and Liz’s Christmas 2024 feat. her daughter
  • — Keith’s dad’s 2024 Christmas card to Keith
  • — Killing a crowd with your car and the bombed Cybertruck outside of a Trump building
  • — Donald Trump’s Christmas message and his collection of other countries
  • — Matt Gaetz’s House Ethics report
  • — The NYC subway fire attack and uncaring cops
  • — UnitedHealthcare and Luigi Mangione
  • — Apple’s $95 million cash lawsuit over Siri violating users’ privacy
  • — Netflix’s Torching 2024

Guests

Justy DodgeJusty Dodge

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Seriously, All Rights Reserved
Seriously, All Rights Reserved
THIS IS REAL
THIS IS REAL

KATG 3881: Series of Fortunate Events presents: The 2024 Wrap-Up w/ MeMe Cherry

The great MeMe Cherry turns the tables and interviews Keith. As featured on her podcast Series of Fortunate Events, this is the wrap-up that delves into everything that slapped us across the face in the last 365 days. Whether it’s KATG losing the original TG, spectrum diagnoses, discovering a new you, finding brand new love, or everything that affected us all (Moo Deng, Brat Summer, Hawk Tuah, Paul vs. Tyson, Chappell Roan, a literal convict being your president, Wordle’s BEAUT and SALLY, Diddy and Bobby-Z, etc.), the duo covers it. What are their favorite pop culture moments? Oh, it gets real. Pip pip. Be sure to take a look at SOFEpod.com. December 30, 2024
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Guests

MeMe CherryMeMe Cherry

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MeMe's Mama Caleste
MeMe's Mama Caleste
Moo Deng
Moo Deng
Charlie XCX (Brat Summer)
Charlie XCX (Brat Summer)
Ms. Hawk Tuah (mugshot to come later)
Ms. Hawk Tuah (mugshot to come later)
Fake fighting
Fake fighting
Chappell Roan
Chappell Roan

KATG 3880: The Ring w/ Justy Dodge

Justy Dodge might be gifted an engagement ring on Christmas, and Keith is more invested than she is. The duo discusses new love, heartbreak, self-harm, and Luigi Mangione conspiracies. Happy holidays! December 20, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — Justy Dodge might be getting The Ring for Christmas!!!
  • — Talking to kids about self-harm
  • — Luigi Mangione conspiracies
  • — The Starbucks boycott
  • — Justy Dolittle, animal lover
  • — Woman invited 70 co-workers to her wedding and only 1 showed up

Guests

Justy DodgeJusty Dodge

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Justy's Christmas tree
Justy's Christmas tree
Keith's Christmas tree
Keith's Christmas tree
Luigi revisiting NYC
Luigi revisiting NYC

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