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KATG 3492: Open Meeting

Beth Lapides joins KATG to discuss her new audiobook So You Need to Decide. The gang discusses AA, dumping your partner after your mother takes their kidney, and a newscaster getting hit by a car on air in front of an unempathetic news anchor in the studio. The trio also discusses the deaths of Meat Loaf and Louis Anderson!!! January 21, 2022
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  • — A frustrated man lights himself on fire, and Keith empathizes
  • — The So You Need to Decide audiobook
  • — Alcoholics Not-So-Anonymous
  • — Using men for their organs
  • — A newscaster gets hit by a car on air in front of an unempathetic news anchor in the studio
  • — Meat Loaf dies
  • — Louie Anderson dies

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Beth LapidesBeth Lapides

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Meat Loaf
Meat Loaf
Louis Anderson and Tom Rhodes
Louis Anderson and Tom Rhodes

KATG 3491: Adulting

It’s Boy Meets World, and Keith had a day. Keith and Chemda begin with world news and conclude with a one-on-one between Keith and Life. You decide who won. (Spoiler: Not Keith.) January 19, 2022
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  • — MLK Jr. abridged
  • — The Texas synagogue stand-off and how to know Jews don’t control the world
  • — Prince Andrew and Britain's military royalty
  • — Keith vs. Tuesday
  • — Free at-home COVID tests

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Prince Andrew (r.) in happier times
Prince Andrew (r.) in happier times
Katharine Heller's COVID-testing bouquet
Katharine Heller's COVID-testing bouquet

KATG 3490: Peacemaker

Keith and Chemda are here for your listening pleasures. They discuss HBO’s Peacemaker, and Keith is simply giddy over the minute-and-a-half jokes they made regarding Louis C.K.’s sexual assaults. The duo also discusses smiling for mugshots and … you’re shitting me … The James Webb Telescope! HOLY FUCK! Also, they comment on Scream overtaking Spider-Man: No Way Home, and Chemda reviews Sex and the City’s And Just Like That… That’s the end of the sentence, and that’s the way the show is written. It was very deliberate. Anyway, they also talk about Keith’s new obsession: fast food murders. Do ya really wanna, do ya really wanna taste it? January 17, 2022
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  • — Peacemaker, Louis C.K., and hair metal
  • — Tiffany Haddish smiles in her DUI mugshot
  • — THE JAMES WEBB TELESCOPE!!!
  • — Scream overtakes Spider-Man: No Way Home
  • — Sex and the City’s And Just Like That…
  • — Keith’s new obsession: Fast Food Murders

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Keith's AthleticGreens.com/KATG
Keith's AthleticGreens.com/KATG
Tiffany Haddish's DUI mugshot
Tiffany Haddish's DUI mugshot


Louis C.K.
Louis C.K.

Scream ... 5
Scream ... 5

Mr. Big's Peloton ad
Mr. Big's Peloton ad

KATG 3489: Transcendence w/ Dave Ross

New guest Dave Ross joins Keith and Chemda to discuss the inner workings of Drunk History and him squashing a beef between himself and Marc Maron. Maybe. The gang also discusses starting fights with strangers on the street, the joys of heroin, the Bumble class-action lawsuit, and love transcendence thanks to Jason Momoa, Lisa Bonet, Megan Fox, and Machine Gun Kelly. January 14, 2022
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  • — Panhandler stabs construction worker who told her to fuck off
  • — The inner workings of Drunk History
  • — Comedic beefs on WTF with Marc Maron
  • — The joys of heroin
  • — The class-action lawsuit against Bumble
  • — Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet split and still know more about love than you
  • — Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly got engaged and sealed it by drinking each other’s blood
  • — Therapy, depression, and suicidal thoughts

Guests

Dave RossDave Ross

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Derek Waters
Derek Waters
Marc Maron
Marc Maron
Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet
Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet
Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox
Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox

KATG 3488: 14th Annual KATGuh Award Winners

The 2021 KATGuh Award Winners January 12, 2022
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  • — Ambulance hits pedestrian in the crosswalk
  • — The Power of Keith and The Girl
  • — The 2021 KATGuh Award Winners
  • — Best New Guest: Tim McLaughlin
  • — Most Heartbreaking Moment: Courtney Maginnis - Courtney’s Rape
  • — Best Fight: Keith vs. Chemda - The King of Staten Island
  • — Most Goofiest Moment: Newsy - Sniffies
  • — Biggest Political Statement: Rod Morrow and Newsy - Dave Chappelle Can’t Let It Go
  • — Best Rant: Karen Morrow - Cats vs. Dogs
  • — Most Ridiculous: Jess Wood - Chemda Learns of Hilaria Baldwin

KATG 3487: One Day Smarter w/ Emily Winter

The hilarious and real Emily Winter joins KATG, and the trio discusses death. Just a whole bunch of death. They talk about deadly subway turnstiles and the passing of Bob Saget, Sidney Poitier, and John Madden. It’s also the death of hygiene in Norway where Army draftees must return their underwear at the end of service to be reworn by others. Emily talks about her quarantined marriage, knowing more than your doctor, CBD for dogs, and theory conspiracy cucks. You want it? You got it, dude. January 10, 2022
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  • — You vs. Turnstiles
  • — The deaths of Bob Saget, Sidney Poitier, and John Madden
  • — The NFL playoffs
  • — Norwegian Army draftees must return their underwear at the end of service to be reworn by others
  • — A quarantined marriage, CBD for dogs, and theory conspiracy cucks

Guests

Emily WinterEmily Winter

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Bob Saget's final post
Bob Saget's final post

Sidney Poitier, RIP
Sidney Poitier, RIP
John Madden, game developer
John Madden, game developer

KATG 3486: I’m Fine w/ Matt Bachus

Matt Bachus might be out of luck when it comes to love, but he’s not out of luck when it comes to making money money money, and he’s ready to bring back his investing podcast just for KATG! The gang talks about blindsided break-ups, investment lessons, and the money to be had in farted jars. Breathe in deep, and make 2022 work for you. January 7, 2022
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  • — Matt’s blindsided break-up
  • — How to invest
  • — 90 Day Fiancé’s Stephanie Matto’s fart jars land her in the hospital
  • — A farting-at-work lawsuit
  • — CNN’s Chris Cuomo’s producer John Griffin arrested for “sexually training” underage girls via their moms
  • — Florida Man busted with cocaine and meth wrapped around his penis. It wasn’t his.

Guests

Matt BachusMatt Bachus

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Stephanie Matto for all your fart needs
Stephanie Matto for all your fart needs
John Griffin, CNN's Chris Cuomo's producer willing to sexually train your underage daughters
John Griffin, CNN's Chris Cuomo's producer willing to sexually train your underage daughters
Patrick Florence, recently with someone else's coke and meth taped to his dick
Patrick Florence, recently with someone else's coke and meth taped to his dick

KATG 3485: 14th Annual KATGuh Awards

The 2021 KATGuh Award Nominations January 5, 2022
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  • — The 2020 KATGuh Award Nominations
  • — Most Ridiculous Moment: Jess Wood - Chemda Learns of Hilaria Baldwin; Irene Tu - Keith Reviews In the Heights; Chemda as Mark DeMayo; New Jeopardy! Host
  • — Most Heartbreaking Moment: Courtney Maginnis - Courtney’s Rape; Paul Hooper - Paul Hooper Finds Clint Nohr’s Body; Newsy - Newsy’s Crying Blowjob
  • — Most Goofiest Moment: Newsy - Chemda’s Puppuccino; Newsy - Big Proud Boasts; Newsy - Sniffies
  • — Best Fight: Wyatt Cenac - Wyatt Cenac vs. Jon Stewart; Keith vs. Craig Klein: Mortal Kombat; Casey Blasham - Keith vs. Kyle Ocasio: In Plain Sight; Karen Morrow - Keith vs. Chemda: The King of Staten Island
  • — Biggest Political Statement: Aaron Rodgers and Joe Rogan; Rod Morrow and Newsy - Dave Chappelle Can’t Let It Go; May Wilkerson - Compromise!
  • — Best Rant: Karen Morrow - Cats vs. Dogs; Ross, Rachel, and the End of the World; Ophira Eisenberg - Keith’s Squid Game Review; John F. O’Donnell - Fast Food Etiquette

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NewsyNewsy

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KATG 3484: Precedented Times

Comic icon Betty White has passed away, and we ring in 2022 with an everybody’s dead. Happy New Year! Keith contracted COVID, his dad shares his New Year wish, and Ghislaine Maxwell is wondering who is going to have her kill herself. For auld acquaintance, baby. Let’s begin. January 3, 2022
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  • — The passing of 99-year-old Betty White
  • — Keith, COVID, and the new CDC isolation guidelines
  • — Peter Malley, Spider-Man
  • — Judah Friedlander’s live sex show
  • — Keith’s dad’s New Year wish
  • — Ghislaine Maxwell guilty of sex trafficking
  • — Sex and the City’s Mr. Big faces multiple sexual assault allegations
  • — Octavia’s new OMAT tattoo

Guests

NewsyNewsy

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Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein
Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein
Chris "Mr. Big" Noth
Chris "Mr. Big" Noth
Octavia and KATG Tattoo #150
Octavia and KATG Tattoo #150

KATG 3483: ENOUGH! w/ Danny Vega

‘Tis the season! Happy everything to everybody. We’re ending the year with a bang! Danny Vega joins Keith and Chemda to celebrate ending religion, Josh Duggar and Jussie Smollett’s guilty verdicts, and classic rounds of Am I the Asshole? based on Danny’s amazing podcast Am I the Asshole? Spoiler: there’s a whole lot of asshole goin’ on. December 10, 2021
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  • — Listener sheds religion
  • — Josh Duggar’s guilty verdict
  • — Jussie Smollett’s guilty verdict
  • — UPS and collective consciousness
  • — Am I the Asshole?: Not paying for vet bills after hurting a dog
  • — Am I the Asshole?: Family member hates cousin’s pretentious social media posts
  • — Am I the Asshole?: Cousin tells person that he ate too much at a holiday party

Guests

Danny VegaDanny Vega

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Josh Duggar
Josh Duggar
Jussie Smollett with Robin Roberts
Jussie Smollett with Robin Roberts
feat. Jussie Smollett
feat. Jussie Smollett
Thomas P. Wiseau
Thomas P. Wiseau
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