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KATG 3855: Half-Blackface w/ J-L Cauvin

Comic and impressionist J-L Cauvin returns! From Trump discussing the latest worldwide goings-on, RFK Jr.’s latest sex scandal, NYC Mayor Eric Adams’ undisclosed indictment, and Alex Jones’ Infowars’s forced auction; the gang’s all here. September 26, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — Kamala Harris, Janet Jackson, and being half-black
  • — J-L Cauvin’s Donald Trump impression
  • — Keith Olbermann (55) and Olivia Nuzzi (21) and RFK Jr.
  • — NYC Mayor Eric Adams’ undisclosed indictment
  • — Alex Jones’ Infowars’s forced auction
  • — Impression Speed Round

Guests

J-L CauvinJ-L Cauvin

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Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump
RFK Jr., Cheryl Hines, Larry David
RFK Jr., Cheryl Hines, Larry David

KATG 3854: [DELETED] (VOTE!)

Keith’s at it again! He’s fighting listeners, he’s fighting high school buddies, and he’s fighting his best friends. He discusses the latest in politics, football, TV, and self-love. Hopefully you didn’t already delete this. September 23, 2024
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  • — Keith vs. His Listeners
  • — Voting against your self-interests feat. Melania Trump’s new book, the latest with the presidential race, Megalopolis, and Boy Kills World
  • — The Daily Mail interviews the son of the man behind Trump’s second assassination attempt
  • — Keith’s cleaner and Tupperware’s bankruptcy/Football feat. Keith vs. Craig
  • — Puff Daddy feat. R. Kelly, Kim Porter, the latest accusations, and his horrible jail conditions
  • — TV feat. Bad Monkey, Agatha All Along, The Penguin, technology listening in, and people loving not to know
  • — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s latest sexual affair
  • — Trump-backed Republican nominee for North Carolina governor Mark Robinson’s porn messaging feat. his love of Hitler, Nazis, and slavery
  • — Shannon Sharpe accidentally went live on Instagram while having sex
  • — Self-love in the purist form

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RFK Jr. and Cheryl Hines
RFK Jr. and Cheryl Hines
RFK Jr. and Not Cheryl Hines
RFK Jr. and Not Cheryl Hines
Black Nazi Mark Robinson
Black Nazi Mark Robinson
Shannon Sharpe
Shannon Sharpe

KATG 3853: Beaut: Diddy Denied Bail (Again)

Keith is on fire. Between Wordle, the Emmys, Sean “Diddy” Combs, and undecided voters, Keith is losing his mind. Thank God for football and poker. September 18, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — What a beaut!: Keith vs. Wordle
  • — The hilarious TV show The Bear: Keith vs. the Emmys
  • — Freak Off: Diddy denied bail (again)
  • — Undecided voters, the presidential debate vs. pornography, and Donald Trump’s second assassination attempt
  • — Football and finger-sniffing
  • — Jane’s Addiction and Dave Grohl

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Sean "Diddy" Combs - Monday, Sept. 16, 2024
Sean "Diddy" Combs - Monday, Sept. 16, 2024
Danity Kane's Dawn Richard, a brand new Diddy accuser
Danity Kane's Dawn Richard, a brand new Diddy accuser
Holy shit, the music is 5 On It!
Holy shit, the music is 5 On It!

KATG 3852: Ate Up (The Kamala Harris/Donald Trump Debate) w/ Dan Wilbur

Hilarious comic and JD Vance impersonator Dan Wilbur joins Keith to break down the Kamala Harris/Donald Trump Debate. They also remember 9/11 and appreciate the preciousness of life. The duo discusses gun violence, parental responsibility, and Taylor Swift. And they wish your pets the best. September 11, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — Dan Wilbur’s JD Vance impression
  • — Remembering 9/11
  • — Gun violence and parental responsibility
  • — The Kamala Harris/Donald Trump Debate
  • — Taylor Swift, Elon Musk, and The Boys
  • — JD Vance’s Hillbilly Elegy

Guests

Dan WilburDan Wilbur

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Dan Wilbur
Dan Wilbur
The eyeliner transformation
The eyeliner transformation

Keith's debate popcorn: Only REAL Ingredients
Keith's debate popcorn: Only REAL Ingredients
Oops
Oops
DON'T USE THE POPCORN BUTTON!
DON'T USE THE POPCORN BUTTON!


Keith's debate night homework
Keith's debate night homework


Don't fuck with cats
Don't fuck with cats


2024's 9/11 ceremony
2024's 9/11 ceremony



KATG 3851: Parental Control w/ Katharine Heller and Betsy Helmuth

Keith is joined by favorites Betsy Helmuth and Katharine Heller! The trio discusses when and if parents should intervene with their children’s school problems, “Breakdancer” Rachael “Raygun” Gunn’s “apology”, The upcoming Kamala Harris/Donald Trump debate, #ChaseGlitch, and how to pit your friends against each other for your pleasure. September 9, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — When should parents intervene with their children’s school problems?
  • — Memory loss
  • — “Breakdancer” Rachael “Raygun” Gunn “apologizes”
  • — THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS ARE #1
  • — Kendrick Lamar chosen for the Super Bowl LIX halftime show
  • — The upcoming Kamala Harris/Donald Trump debate
  • — #ChaseGlitch
  • — Sean “Diddy” Combs is selling his raided home for $61,000,000
  • — Kathrine Heller to pit her friends against each other for a chance to see Oasis
  • — Interior design and the return of Coney Island’s Cyclone

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THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS ARE #1
THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS ARE #1
Katharine's Liam Gallagher autograph on her show flyer
Katharine's Liam Gallagher autograph on her show flyer
Obama with Betsy (front middle in white)
Obama with Betsy (front middle in white)
The Coney Island Family and the disapproving daughter
The Coney Island Family and the disapproving daughter

KATG 3850: Silver Linings Playbook

The world is a dumpster fire, but Keith tries to find silver linings such as mini golf, football, and disgusting food eating contests. Enjoy, and stay strong. Hopefully we’re almost there. September 6, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — School shootings, Trump’s punishments held off after the election, his latest sound bites, and Hamas getting written up
  • — Chestnut vs. Kobayashi: Unfinished Beef and the undercards
  • — Love & Football
  • — The Fall Guy feat. I Was Made for Loving You and Unknown Stuntman
  • — Woman claims Kanye West telegraphically told her to steal a car
  • — Comedian told by dental hygienist in the front row that he has halitosis

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Donald Trump and Billy Bush: Stereo creeps
Donald Trump and Billy Bush: Stereo creeps
Evil Dick Cheney says Trump is too much and is voting Kamala!
Evil Dick Cheney says Trump is too much and is voting Kamala!
A child's bulletproof backpack (Is satisfaction guaranteed?)
A child's bulletproof backpack (Is satisfaction guaranteed?)


The Unfinished Beef undercard
The Unfinished Beef undercard
The Fall Guys
The Fall Guys
Oh my
Oh my
UK comic Jaime Hutchinson
UK comic Jaime Hutchinson

KATG 3849: Say Something

I hope your labors are going well! Don’t forget to celebrate! Meanwhile, Keith takes some TikTok challenges, reads listener non-feedback, follows the latest stories, and discusses the man with the world’s largest penis (although no one called Keith to check with him). August 30, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — TikTok Trends
  • — Listener Non-feedback
  • — George Santos pleads guilty
  • — The Lauers: Like father like daughter
  • — Judge handcuffs 15-year-old girl for falling sleeping during court field trip
  • — Martin Shkreli demanded to turn in all copies of his $2 million album Once Upon a Time in Shaolin
  • — George R. R. Martin vs. House of the Dragon
  • — 8-year-old helps stop liquor store robbery with a baseball bat
  • — The man with world’s biggest penis

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Fried chicken
Fried chicken
KATG.com/app > KATGtv
KATG.com/app > KATGtv
How to Take Care of a Baby
How to Take Care of a Baby

NO!
NO!
Should you play guns with your baby?
Should you play guns with your baby?
No! And here's why! (The last one will surprise you!)
No! And here's why! (The last one will surprise you!)
No matter how inappropriate, should you make a fun holiday video with your baby?
No matter how inappropriate, should you make a fun holiday video with your baby?
No!
No!
Should you love and care for your baby?
Should you love and care for your baby?
Somerset wasn't listening to Lee Greenwood ... we were awesome once
Somerset wasn't listening to Lee Greenwood ... we were awesome once
Turns out George Santos WAS lying ...
Turns out George Santos WAS lying ...
The Liars - I mean Lauers
The Liars - I mean Lauers
Judge Kenneth King
Judge Kenneth King
Martin Shkreli
Martin Shkreli
George R. R. Martin
George R. R. Martin
Matt Barr and the world's largest human penis
Matt Barr and the world's largest human penis


KATG 3848: A Friend Indeed w/ Christian Finnegan

Best pals Keith and Christian Finnegan discuss their recent hang following a viewing of Alien: Romulus. The duo discusses the beauty of real conversation, Republican weirdness, football deaths, Coney Island’s Cyclone being closed indefinitely, phone robbery, and NYC subway metal detectors. Enjoy, and believe in your friends. August 26, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — Keith, Christian, and real conversation
  • — The weird Republican party feat. RFK Jr. and JD Vance
  • — 16-year-old’s football death
  • — Coney Island’s Cyclone closed indefinitely
  • — Phone robbery
  • — NYC subway metal detectors
  • — Alien: Romulus

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Donald Trump and JD Vance
Donald Trump and JD Vance


Trump's new buddy RFK Jr.
Trump's new buddy RFK Jr.



But probably not August 16
But probably not August 16
Liz's genius
Liz's genius


KATG 3847: Do Something/My Opening Line w/ Bonnie McFarlane

We present to you the My Opening Line episode with Bonnie McFarlane you may have missed in 2018. Bonnie, one of the strongest, smartest, and funniest people in comedy shares her start in this classic episode with Chemda. Before that, Keith celebrates more women, namely Kamala Harris and Michelle Obama. Admit it: It’s getting a little exciting. August 21, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — 2024’s DNC feat. Michelle Obama and Lil Jon
  • — Weird republicans and their gaslighting feat. RFK Jr.
  • — 2018’s My Opening Line feat. Bonnie McFarlane

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Kamala Harris and Tim Walz
Kamala Harris and Tim Walz
Lil Jon
Lil Jon
Michelle Obama
Michelle Obama
Sellout RFK Jr.
Sellout RFK Jr.


KATG 3846: Nice Try, Tricksters

If Steve wants it, Steve gets it! Here it is in all its glory: Keith’s 17th stand-up special Nice Try, Tricksters. HOOAH! Before that Keith rants about Connections, Space, why video game movies don’t work (feat. Borderlands), entertaining rapists, and (the lack of) pro-football female announcers. August 19, 2024
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CONNECTIONS SPOILER
CONNECTIONS SPOILER

Cate Blanchett and Jack Black
Cate Blanchett and Jack Black


KATG.com/TRICK
KATG.com/TRICK
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