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KATG 3365: 13th Annual KATGuh Award Winners

The 2020 KATGuh Award Winners January 21, 2021
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Show Notes

  • — Donald Trump remembered, Joe Biden’s impeachment, and Joe Exotic’s freedom
  • — The 2020 KATGuh Award Winners
  • — Best Fight: Ray Gootz - Chemda vs. The Gootz feat. Billy Procida
  • — Best New Guest: Karen Morrow
  • — Biggest Political Statement: Rod Morrow - Joe Biden Rocks Despacito
  • — Most Romantic Moment: Joe DeVito - The 16 Women Fantasy Love Kumite
  • — Most Heartbreaking Moment: Kyle Ocasio - Being a Mom
  • — Most Ridiculous Moment: Carrie Gravenson - Keith’s Sense of Direction
  • — Best Rant: Ken Malley - Ken’s Vegetarian Burger aka You ARE Gonna Take It

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The 13th Annual KATGuh Award Winners
The 13th Annual KATGuh Award Winners
President Trump vs. The Weather
President Trump vs. The Weather
President Trump vs. Mexico
President Trump vs. Mexico
President Trump vs. Trick or Treat
President Trump vs. Trick or Treat
President Trump vs. Puerto Rico
President Trump vs. Puerto Rico
President Trump vs. The Sun
President Trump vs. The Sun
President Trump vs. Writing
President Trump vs. Writing
President Trump vs. Olympic athletes
President Trump vs. Olympic athletes
A President Trump supporter staying strong
A President Trump supporter staying strong
Joe Exotic, in freer times
Joe Exotic, in freer times
President Joe Biden
President Joe Biden

Keith got gootzed
Keith got gootzed


Marcus Lemonis
Marcus Lemonis
KATG.com/VIP
KATG.com/VIP

KATG 3364: Inauguration 2021

President Trump’s pardons, last-minute policies, The National Garden of American Heroes, and Impeachment #2; President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.; Father Malley vs. The Nursing Home; the fight against a $15 minimum wage; NFL’s Final Four - Take 2; Gwyneth Paltrow’s goops; Tiger King and Capturing the Friedmans January 20, 2021
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President Trump and Lil Wayne
President Trump and Lil Wayne

Steve Bannon, Trump's last-minute pardon
Steve Bannon, Trump's last-minute pardon
The My Pillow Guy
The My Pillow Guy
The Capitol's pillow-less military
The Capitol's pillow-less military





Tiger King's Joe Exotic, not pardoned
Tiger King's Joe Exotic, not pardoned
Keith and Chemda's boss, Silly Billy
Keith and Chemda's boss, Silly Billy

KATG 3363: Piece of Your Heart w/ Ophira Eisenberg

Contracting COVID-19; NBA’s Kyrie Irving attends maskless indoor party, loses at least $850,000; Armie Hammer, cannibal pervert January 15, 2021
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Chemda's bathroom fireplace
Chemda's bathroom fireplace
Kyrie Irving, down $850,000 so far for attending maskless indoor party
Kyrie Irving, down $850,000 so far for attending maskless indoor party
Michael Phelps, 28-time Olympic medal winner, pothead
Michael Phelps, 28-time Olympic medal winner, pothead
The late Armand Hammer
The late Armand Hammer
Armie Hammer, cannibal pervert
Armie Hammer, cannibal pervert

KATG 3362: 13th Annual KATGuh Awards

The 2020 KATGuh Award Nominations January 13, 2021
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Show Notes

  • — Bill Belichick turns down Trump’s Presidential Medal of Freedom, Trump’s second impeachment, major companies turn on republicans, and NYC cancels Trump contracts; COVID-19 U.S. deaths: 392,463 - 4,320 yesterday alone; Bruce Willis kicked out of Raid Aid for refusing to wear a mask
  • — The 2020 KATGuh Award Nominations
  • — Most Ridiculous Moment: Lori Loughlin Readies Herself For Prison; Carrie Gravenson - Keith’s Sense of Direction; Oscar! Oscar!; Danny Vega - April Fools During a Pandemic; Newsychu - Chemda the Firebug; Karen Morrow - Mom Shoots Wood
  • — Most Heartbreaking Moment: Her Majesty vs. The Royal Horses; Micah Sherman - The Duke and Duchess of WHAT?!; Kyle Ocasio - Being a Mom; Benny Ocasio - Kobe and Gigi Bryant; MAtt Baer - The Diamond Dog Hat; Det. Mark DeMayo - Gun Play
  • — Best Fight: Keith vs. His Dad; Ray Gootz and Wendi Starling - Chemda vs. The Gootz; Billy Procida - Chemda vs. Billy
  • — Best Rant: George Floyd, Bad Police, and Unrelatable Family; Chris Matthews and What CAN I Say?; Lindsay Goldwert - Chemda’s Lesson for Dads; Ken’s Vegetarian Burger aka You ARE Gonna Take It
  • — Biggest Political Statement: VOTE!; Rod Morrow - Joe Biden Rocks Despacito; Rod and Karen Morrow - Conservatives Love Rules; Adam Brown and Craig Klein - Don Jr. Visits Mel’s in Somerset
  • — Most Romantic: Paul Hooper and Myq Kaplan - Paul’s Other Two Wheels; The Attraction of Marilyn Monroe; Joe DeVito - The 16 Women Fantasy Love Kumite; Katharine Heller - Being Awake for Sports Illustrated

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The 13th Annual KATGuh Awards
The 13th Annual KATGuh Awards
Ain't that America ...
Ain't that America ...
Bruce Willis at Rite Aid without a mask
Bruce Willis at Rite Aid without a mask
Bruce Willis kicked out of Rite Aid for refusing to wear a mask
Bruce Willis kicked out of Rite Aid for refusing to wear a mask
The Loughlins
The Loughlins
The Queen when she could control her asshole muscles
The Queen when she could control her asshole muscles
The so-called Duke and Duchess
The so-called Duke and Duchess
Benny and Kyle Ocasio
Benny and Kyle Ocasio
MAtt Baer, RIP
MAtt Baer, RIP

Father Malley
Father Malley
Chris Matthews
Chris Matthews


The Vegetarian Hot Dog
The Vegetarian Hot Dog
The Vegetarian Burger
The Vegetarian Burger
Don Jr. and Eric Trump
Don Jr. and Eric Trump
Marilyn Monroe
Marilyn Monroe




KATG 3361: Puppets

The NFL’s Final Four; a Sex and the City revival without Samantha; Smokey Robinson honors Chanooka; Capitol deaths and arrests; free speech and social media bans; Andrew Yang learns about NYC January 11, 2021
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Ashli Babbitt, killed storming the Capitol
Ashli Babbitt, killed storming the Capitol
Rosanne Boyland, trampled to death despite DON'T TREAD ON ME flag
Rosanne Boyland, trampled to death despite DON'T TREAD ON ME flag
Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick, bludgeoned to death by a fire extinguisher
Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick, bludgeoned to death by a fire extinguisher
Adam Christian Johnson and Jacob Anthony Chansley, arrested
Adam Christian Johnson and Jacob Anthony Chansley, arrested
Richard Barnett, arrested
Richard Barnett, arrested
The Capitol noose and Mr. Camp Auschwitz - WORK BRINGS FREEDOM
The Capitol noose and Mr. Camp Auschwitz - WORK BRINGS FREEDOM
Camp Auschwitz (left) aka Robert Keith Packer, arrested
Camp Auschwitz (left) aka Robert Keith Packer, arrested
NHL's Tony DeAngelo defending Trump: "Twitter is a disgrace."
NHL's Tony DeAngelo defending Trump: "Twitter is a disgrace."
Kirstie Alley on Twitter banning Trump: "This is called SLAVERY."
Kirstie Alley on Twitter banning Trump: "This is called SLAVERY."

KATG 3360: Say His Name w/ Betsy Helmuth

Rich people’s games; the U.S. Capitol attack, deaths, resignations, and social media; Chemda’s birthday stress January 8, 2021
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Betsy HelmuthBetsy Helmuth

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Capitol security for BLM protesters
Capitol security for BLM protesters
Capitol security for Trump protesters
Capitol security for Trump protesters


KATG 3359: Nice! w/ Oscar Collazos

Cultural assimilation and family; American terrorists breach U.S. Capitol; dating, Airbnb disasters, fires, and roommates not paying rent; Tanya Roberts dies twice; Kanye West and Kim Kardashian set to divorce January 6, 2021
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How it started
How it started
How it's going
How it's going
American terrorists attack the U.S. Capitol
American terrorists attack the U.S. Capitol










Tanya Roberts
Tanya Roberts
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

KATG 3358: Accentuate w/ Jess Wood

Mental health, Albuquerque, and Mother; treason and COVID-19; Cobra Kai Season 3; Hilaria Baldwin; Powerful Queen Cannon January 4, 2021
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Jess WoodJess Wood

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1st grade teacher Zelene Blancas
1st grade teacher Zelene Blancas
Chile's president fined $3,500 for this unmasked selfie
Chile's president fined $3,500 for this unmasked selfie

Cobra Kai Season 3
Cobra Kai Season 3
Hilaria Baldwin loving her baby
Hilaria Baldwin loving her baby
Millionaire Olivia Blanco
Millionaire Olivia Blanco
Powerful Queen Cannon and The Cannons
Powerful Queen Cannon and The Cannons
Jess's boo-bee
Jess's boo-bee

KATG 3357: Treating You Like Family

Kevin Spacey, Dr. Drew, dead science deniers, Kirk Cameron, Tyson Foods, His Horniness Pope Francis, Pat Robertson, Donald Trump, and Joel Osteen close out 2020; Keith's parental update; Jennifer Aniston and out of touch celebrities; Wishmaster 84: Wonder Woman reviewed January 1, 2021
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Kevin Spacey
Kevin Spacey
The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead
Kirk Cameron
Kirk Cameron
Luke Letlow and family
Luke Letlow and family
Luke at a maskless rally
Luke at a maskless rally
Mary Ann
Mary Ann
Joni Ernst
Joni Ernst
Dr. Drew
Dr. Drew
The pope is at it again
The pope is at it again
Pat Robertson
Pat Robertson
Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen

Jennifer Aniston's controversial ornament
Jennifer Aniston's controversial ornament

Wonder Woman 1984
Wonder Woman 1984
Wishmaster
Wishmaster
The Wishmaster djinn in human form
The Wishmaster djinn in human form

KATG 3356: When Was That?

Holidays and the COVID-19 vaccine; suicide by cop civilian knows to wear a mask; KATGuh nominations; “Dr.” Jill Biden December 14, 2020
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The suicide by cop civilian knew to wear a mask
The suicide by cop civilian knew to wear a mask
Dr. Jill Biden
Dr. Jill Biden
Joseph Epstein
Joseph Epstein
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