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KATG 3626: Act as If

Keith and Chemda are here to remind you that the YouTube-featured KATG Marathon is this Saturday! 24-hours! Easily over 50 of your favorite comedians! Meanwhile, the duo discusses MAGA Republicans on Capitol Hill wearing AR-15 pins in place of the traditional American flag, GOP lawmaker George Santos promising never to lie again and to “double-check, cross-reference everything”, and a man who is not an airplane pilot being offended that his wife doesn’t recognize him as an airplane pilot in mixed company. They also cover the Michigan priest who says he went to Hell and saw demons singing Umbrella and Don’t Worry, Be Happy to torture people, the woman who killed an Instagram lookalike to fake her own death, and the Seattle woman who returned home to find a smashed window and the burglary suspect taking a fully-clothed bath. February 2, 2023
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  • — MAGA Republicans are on Capitol Hill wearing AR-15 pins in place of the traditional American flag
  • — GOP lawmaker George Santos promises never to lie again and to “double-check, cross-reference everything”
  • — AITA for asking my wife to respect my title as a pilot?
  • — Michigan priest says he went to Hell and saw demons singing Umbrella and Don’t Worry, Be Happy to torture people
  • — Woman killed Instagram lookalike to fake her own death
  • — Seattle woman returns home to find smashed window and the burglary suspect taking a fully-clothed bath
  • — Ant-Man (Scott Lang) has a real physical book: Look Out for the Little Guy!

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Republican lawmakers' AR-14 pins
Republican lawmakers' AR-14 pins
Ant-Man's new (real) book
Ant-Man's new (real) book

KATG 3625: Don’t Pick Up the Phone

Super Bowl 58! The offensive Empire State Building! Keith’s 5-Hour Zoom Driving Course! Netflix’s Don’t Pick Up the Phone! Oscars 2023 nominations! Razzie 2023 controversies! Me oh my! January 31, 2023
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  • — Super Bowl LVII: Chiefs vs. Eagles - bets and predictions
  • — MV-278: Keith’s 5-Hour Zoom Driving Course
  • — Netflix’s Don’t Pick Up the Phone
  • — Oscars 2023 Nominations/Razzie 2023 Nominations

KATG 3624: The Cult w/ Kevin Allison

Kevin Allison is back, baby! We talk lawsuits, podcast guests, and cults. Be sure to watch Don’t Pick Up the Phone before the next episode! January 27, 2023
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  • — Sue Costello’s Law-SUE-t … any day now!
  • — New Year’s Blues and motivation
  • — Guests asking to have their episodes taken down
  • — Violent Self-play
  • — Woman sues beer vender after drunk driving into a house and causing over $10 million in damages
  • — 30-year-old busted pretending to be a high school student on Day 4
  • — Dangerous conditions on the set of Netflix’s reality competition show Squid Game: The Challenge
  • — Netflix’s Don’t Pick Up the Phone/Dissecting cult victims

Guests

Kevin AllisonKevin Allison

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Sue Costello
Sue Costello
Daniella Leis, The Ten Million Dollar Woman
Daniella Leis, The Ten Million Dollar Woman

KATG 3623: 15th Annual KATGuh Awards

The 2022 KATGuh Award Nominations January 25, 2023
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  • — The 2022 KATGuh Award Nominations
  • — Most Goofiest Moment: Dave Ross - I’d Eat you Dog; Melody Kamali and Carolyn Bergier - Keith Loves Women; Danny Vega - Tony Pizza; Newsy - Chemda the Genius; Christian Finnegan - Ladies & Gentlemen & Others; Christian Finnegan - Dad’s Email on Mom Dying
  • — Most Saddest Moment: Liz Miele - Remembering Gilbert Gottfried; Betsy & Jack Helmuth and Caitlin Paluffo - Roe v. Wade Overturned; Chemda - Keith’s Final Call to Mom
  • — Best Rant: Keith - Ginny’s 2-Star Review feat. Meatloaf; Rod & Karen Morrow, JC Best, and Josh Accardo - The Don’t Bother Travel Show; Chemda - Open the Airplane Door!; Keith - Keith’s Doctor Cons-PEE-racy; Karen Morrow - Karen on Superheroes; Keith & Craig - Space
  • — Most Shocking: Liz Scheier - Deliberately Having a Stillbirth; Rod Morrow - Rod’s Post-Sex Role-play; Karen - Karen Hugs a Soft Keith; Bianca Brady - The Malleys Suck Off Dad’s Thumb

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Craig KleinCraig Klein

KATG 3622: How to Get Away with Murder

Keith and Chemda have their Super Bowl bet! But it’s not all fun and games. They also delve into the collected lies of Republican Representative George Santos, the 20 Google searches that Brian Walshe looked up to properly kill his wife, and the latest goings-on with Capitol insurrectionists as they celebrate their second anniversary. January 23, 2023
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  • — Keith and Chemda’s Super Bowl bet feat. The City of Brotherly Love
  • — The collected lies of Republican Representative George Santos
  • — Brian Walshe killed his wife Ana, and evidence includes his 20 Google searches on how to get away with murder
  • — Richard Barnett, the gentlemen with his feet on Nancy Pelosi’s desk while carrying a cattle prod and stealing her government property, found guilty on all charges
  • — Three marines arrested for participating in the Capitol insurrection
  • — Republicans who believe Democrats are killing and raping babies don’t seem NEARLY angry enough

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Team Super Bowl wins
Team Super Bowl wins
Republican Representative George Santos
Republican Representative George Santos
Ana and Matt Walshe
Ana and Matt Walshe
Richard Barnett fighting for his country in Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi's office
Richard Barnett fighting for his country in Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi's office

KATG 3621: Proof

Keith and Chemda want to discuss your children. They’re talking school, drugs, sex, guns, and Rick and Morty. Cheers! January 20, 2023
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  • — Chemda’s health update
  • — Central Park’s runaway horse and buggy
  • — Teen discovers anonymous cyberbully who harassed her for a year was her mom
  • — Kids, school, sex, and guns
  • — Rick and Morty co-creator Justin Roiland accused of messaging and manipulating minors
  • — Canada’s study on drinking alcohol: There is no safe amount
  • — Alec Baldwin charged with two counts of involuntary manslaughter

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Kendra Licari, the mom who anonymously cyberbullied her daughter for a year
Kendra Licari, the mom who anonymously cyberbullied her daughter for a year
Rick and Morty co-creator and child groomer Justin Roiland
Rick and Morty co-creator and child groomer Justin Roiland

KATG 3620: This Happy w/ Meghan Hanley

The first KATG guest of the new year, Meghan Hanley, joins us in celebration of her new album This Happy, and we cover everything Meghan featuring Irish families, drinking, anxiety, dating, stand-up, and sports. We also break down the The Gas Stove Controversy and how you can get rich from it. Other hot stove issues include the American South’s continued celebration of Confederate slaveholders and Marie Osmond continuing to publicly inform us that her seven children will never receive an inheritance. January 18, 2023
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  • — Everything Meghan Hanley feat. Irish families, drinking, anxiety, dating, stand-up, and sports
  • — Hot Stove: The Gas Stove Controversy
  • — The American South’s continued celebration of Confederate slaveholders
  • — Marie Osmond continues to publicly inform us that her seven children will never receive an inheritance
  • — Americans performing in Dubai

Guests

Meghan HanleyMeghan Hanley

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Marie Osmond
Marie Osmond

KATG 3619: Spare Me

It’s Chemda’s final day in the Dominican Republic, and the duo discusses Prince Harry’s book Spare, Lisa Marie Presley’s death, and All Gas No Brakes’ and This Place Rules’ Andrew Callaghan’s sexual misconduct. January 13, 2023
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  • — Chemda’s return to America
  • — Prince Harry’s book Spare
  • — Lisa Marie Presley dead at 54
  • — All Gas No Brakes’ and This Place Rules’ Andrew Callaghan’s sexual misconduct

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Katy, Willy, Harold, and Meg
Katy, Willy, Harold, and Meg
Lisa Marie Presley at the Golden Globes, less than 36 hours before her death
Lisa Marie Presley at the Golden Globes, less than 36 hours before her death
Austin Butler
Austin Butler
All Gas No Brakes’ and This Place Rules’ Andrew Callaghan
All Gas No Brakes’ and This Place Rules’ Andrew Callaghan

KATG 3618: Beaches Be Crazy

It’s the final week of Chemda in the Dominican Republic, and she’s ready to talk about all the exciting fights that she’s been part of. Keith and Chemda also discuss Brandon Fraser’s The Whale and the 80th Golden Globe Awards. Thoughts and prayers to Kevin Costner. January 11, 2023
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  • — New Year's resolutions
  • — Brandon Fraser’s The Whale
  • — The 80th Golden Globe Awards
  • — Americans on vacation

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La resolución de año nuevo de Keith
La resolución de año nuevo de Keith
Brandon Fraser in The Mummy
Brandon Fraser in The Mummy

KATG 3617: Pass the Port

Football’s stupid so let’s just move on. Keith and Chemda discuss new passports, new hotels, your neighbors, and the wily ways of Dominicans. January 9, 2023
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  • — The NFL’s season finale
  • — Keith’s passport renewal adventure
  • — Saudi Arabia to make marriage law exception allowing Cristiano Ronaldo to live with his girlfriend
  • — M3gan
  • — NYC nurses’ strike
  • — Chemda and Xerxes vs. Hotels

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Scream VI
Scream VI


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