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KATG 3080: Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile w/ Christian Finnegan and Kyle Ocasio

Keith as a parent; the Zac Efron/Ted Bundy biopic; Robert Pattinson will be the next Batman; Pete Townshend’s pedophilia book and Roger Daltrey’s weed allergy; Keith’s next step with his dad; Mother’s Day: the boyfriend vs. the kids; dating and dinners May 21, 2019
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Christian Finnegan
Christian Finnegan
Kyle Ocasio
Kyle Ocasio
Kyle's Kerryn Feehan-inspired face roller
Kyle's Kerryn Feehan-inspired face roller
Zac Efron and Ted Bundy
Zac Efron and Ted Bundy

Jimmy Fallon with The Who's Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend
Jimmy Fallon with The Who's Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend

KATG 3079: The Game of Thrones Finals w/ Kenice Mobley

Comedians, civilians, and dating; Chemda’s boyfriend(?); Game of Thrones’ finale May 20, 2019
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Kenice MobleyKenice Mobley

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Kenice Mobley
Kenice Mobley
Xerxes
Xerxes
The newly engaged Colin Jost and Scarlett Johansson
The newly engaged Colin Jost and Scarlett Johansson
Game of Thrones
Game of Thrones

King Bran the Broken
King Bran the Broken

The Game of Thrones Starbucks cup
The Game of Thrones Starbucks cup
The Game of Thrones Poland Spring water bottle
The Game of Thrones Poland Spring water bottle

KATG 3078: The Abortion Ban w/ Chelsea White

Blackouts; Grumpy Cat; Chemda’s therapy, fights, and NYC’s Mayor Bill de Blasio; Georgia, Alabama, Missouri, Mississippi, Ohio, Kentucky, and their abortion bans; Game of Thrones’ finale and its petitioning fans; Chelsea’s tattoos May 19, 2019
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Chelsea WhiteChelsea White

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Chelsea White
Chelsea White
The late Grumpy Cat
The late Grumpy Cat
Andrea's thirst trap
Andrea's thirst trap
The earrings Chemda found in her bed
The earrings Chemda found in her bed
Xerxes
Xerxes
NYC's Mayor Bill de Blasio
NYC's Mayor Bill de Blasio
All quotes verified
All quotes verified
The Alabama anti-abortion voters
The Alabama anti-abortion voters
Chelsea's drunken tattoo
Chelsea's drunken tattoo
Another drunken tattoo
Another drunken tattoo
The maybe coordinates of Chelsea's birth
The maybe coordinates of Chelsea's birth
Chelsea and one of her cats
Chelsea and one of her cats
Chelsea's cat's namesake: Sex and the City's Miranda Hobbes
Chelsea's cat's namesake: Sex and the City's Miranda Hobbes

KATG 3077: Sit on It w/ Matt Bachus

Dating apps and lethargy; the comic who hit on Keith’s girlfriend; Keith defends Crocs; Alabama joins Georgia in banning all abortions; Last Week on KATG and potential Dad email responses; Robert Kraft’s prostitution video is inadmissible; British train conductor’s porn goes over intercom May 15, 2019
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Matt BachusMatt Bachus

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Matt Bachus
Matt Bachus
Keith's beloved Crocs
Keith's beloved Crocs
Matt's beloved slide sandals
Matt's beloved slide sandals
Alabama's state flag
Alabama's state flag
Alabama's anti-abortion governor Kay Ivey
Alabama's anti-abortion governor Kay Ivey
Robert Kraft
Robert Kraft

KATG 3076: Banned from Tinder w/ Marga Gomez

Hitting on Chemda and Marga getting hit; 97-year-old Doris Day died; Game of Thrones ep. 72; new Dad email May 14, 2019
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Marga GomezMarga Gomez

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Marga Gomez
Marga Gomez
Chemda's sex bruise
Chemda's sex bruise
Doris Day
Doris Day
Cersei Lannister
Cersei Lannister
Daenerys Targaryen
Daenerys Targaryen
Arya Stark
Arya Stark

KATG 3075: FREE ABORTIONS w/ Kerryn Feehan

Dating and drinking rehab; Georgia’s strict abortion laws and Alyssa Milano’s sex strike; woman speaks now and doesn’t forever hold her peace; Teen Mom 2’s David Eason’s dog murder; dog returns to owner after owner buries it alive May 13, 2019
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Kerryn FeehanKerryn Feehan

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Kerryn Feehan
Kerryn Feehan
Kerryn's face roller
Kerryn's face roller
Alyssa Milano
Alyssa Milano
"I'll speak now and not forever hold my peace."
"I'll speak now and not forever hold my peace."
Jenelle Evans, her husband David Eason, and the brutally murdered dog
Jenelle Evans, her husband David Eason, and the brutally murdered dog
Janelle and David's daughter's "dog bite"
Janelle and David's daughter's "dog bite"
Dik and the owner who mistakenly buried her dog alive
Dik and the owner who mistakenly buried her dog alive

KATG 3074: Human Shit: The Poo Movie

James Cameron vs. Avengers: Endgame; Pokémon Detective Pikachu, Sonic the Hedgehog, and the top 5 movies; decriminalized psychedelic mushrooms; Mother’s Day; R. Kelly’s illiterate defense; potholes and penises; Ricky Schroder’s multiple domestic disputes; wealthy people’s proclivity for exaggerating their knowledge May 12, 2019
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The originals
The originals




Sonic's offensive teeth
Sonic's offensive teeth




The illiterate R. Kelly
The illiterate R. Kelly

Ricky Schroder
Ricky Schroder

KATG 3073: Shulogy w/ Shuli Egar

Howard Stern; the Wack Pack; family May 8, 2019
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Shuli EgarShuli Egar

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Shuli Egar
Shuli Egar
Howard Stern
Howard Stern
The Wack Pack's Beetlejuice
The Wack Pack's Beetlejuice



KATG 3072: Oh Bother w/ Jessica Watkins

The Great American Novel; dating; Game of Thrones’ Starbucks cup; Child’s Play vs. Toy Story; Winnie the Pooh accused of rape; why victims wait to accuse rapists; illegal Jeopardy! bets May 7, 2019
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Jessica Watkins
Jessica Watkins
Jessica's thirst trap
Jessica's thirst trap

The Game of Thrones coffee cup fuck up
The Game of Thrones coffee cup fuck up
Lindsey Glass, the bartender who served Spencer Hight
Lindsey Glass, the bartender who served Spencer Hight
Spencer Hight, murderer
Spencer Hight, murderer


Jim Cummings
Jim Cummings
Barbara Ziv, the forensic psychiatrist who testified against Cosby
Barbara Ziv, the forensic psychiatrist who testified against Cosby
Harvey and Bill
Harvey and Bill

KATG 3071: Not Your Father’s Sexual Position w/ Kyle Ocasio

Fahrenheit 11/9; Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue’s first burkini; THE EMAILS May 6, 2019
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Kyle OcasioKyle Ocasio

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Chemda with Kyle and Keith
Chemda with Kyle and Keith

Halima Aden and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue’s first burkini
Halima Aden and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue’s first burkini

Goodbye 69, hello 86!
Goodbye 69, hello 86!
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