KATG 3963: A Tootsie Roll World w/ Carrie Gravenson

Comedian and longtime friend Carrie Gravenson joins Keith to help discuss cold fronts of all kinds, be they the 2026 Northeast Blizzard or Keith’s heartache. February 23, 2026

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— The 2026 Northeast Blizzard and Carrie’s ChatGPT
— The 2026 Olympics
— Tourette’s vs. The BAFTA Awards
— Keith’s heartache and Carrie’s personal anecdotes feat. Shia LaBeouf and Kahlil Gibran

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Carrie Gravenson

Pictures

Only in New York ...

The Olympic 2nd place plushie

Tourette's sufferer(?) John Davidson

Keith's breakup sleep cycle

Carrie's proof

Moving on

Da FUCK?!

Everything's a Tootsie Roll!

Awwwww ...

Shia LeBeouf

Ani DiFranco

KATG 3962: Year of the Horse w/ Rod Morrow

Rod Morrow is joined by Keith to discuss love, heartbreak, sex that’s too good, getting back with exes, The Love Family's fractured relationships, friends who help you get by, and eating fried head. Oh yeah; it's a doozy. February 16, 2026

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— Valentine’s Sponsor: The Post Office
— Minimum Rage: Fast food customer puts manager in a chokehold assuming he’s an illegal alien
— Minimum Rage: Man shoots and kills 2 Chick-fil-A employees in front of his wife where she also worked
— Remembering KATG.com 3961: FUCK (Valentine’s Day) w/ Brother Love: Breakups, friends, Valentine’s Day, the never ending reminders of a heartbreak, musical healing, and trust issues/ChatGPT and A.I./Politics and family drama at The Loves/Sex, cheating, and The Whiter Olympics
— Remembering CHU & A 219: FanChu: Keith’s head was still spinning over the breakup while recording Newsy’s latest episode/Listener explains KATG literally almost killing him multiple times with laughter

Guests

Rod Morrow

Pictures

The look

Connections teases Keith

OTTER?!

GREAT!!!

feat. Hollywood Ending

Trump's right hand man Bill Maher

"And who are you wearing?"

KATG 3961: FUCK (Valentine’s Day) w/ Brother Love

ChatGPT: Keith and Brother Love discussed personal matters, including Keith's recent breakup with his girlfriend Liz, which occurred just days before Valentine's Day. They explored the emotional stages of grief and the challenges of moving on after a relationship ends. Brother Love shared his own experiences with family conflicts, particularly regarding his father and sister. They also touched on current events, including political issues, the Olympics, and the Jeffrey Epstein case. Throughout the conversation, they offered each other support and shared humorous anecdotes to lighten the mood. February 15, 2026

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— Man arrested for creating fake bands with AI and making $10 million by listening to their songs with bots
— Liz breaks up with Keith/Keith confides in ChatGPT
— The work Christmas party that never happened
— Brother Love’s family and MAGA
— Some Super Bowl LX/Olympics 2026 thoughts

Guests

Brother Love

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Keith's new phone wallpaper

The greatest saddest steak meal

KATG 3960: AMERICA

From Super Bowl LX, Turning Point USA’s halftime show, and 2026’s Grammy Awards to new Epstein Files news and the latest with ICE, Keith breaks it all down. He dissects the opening of multiple-rape-accused-Brett Ratner’s movie Melania: A New Film, Boxer Jarrell “Big Baby” Miller’s toupee, and the passing of a great Keith and The Girl listener. February 10, 2026

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— Keith’s health and why men have it worse!!!/Deep fryer happens upon Olive Garden cook
— Bill Belichick's Hall of Fame denial, 2026’s Super Bowl feat. Green Day, Bad Bunny, and Turning Point USA’s halftime show with Kid Rock
— Melania: A New Film reached 8% on Rotten Tomatoes: reviews and sycophant liars
— New Epstein Files news
— Boxer Jarrell “Big Baby” Miller’s toupee flies off mid-match
— The latest on ICE
— 2026’s Grammy Awards
— RIP: Catherine O’Hara, 3 Doors Down’s Brad Arnold and KATG’s Heather Ordiway

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The Vances getting booed at the Olympics

Jordon Hudson

Keith gets suited up

Charlotte's candy bowl

President Trump's Obama post

Logan Paul

@NickAdamsinUSA

George Santos

Kristi Noem, gun expert

Jarrell Miller

The Osbourne's latest heads

KATG 3959: The Standard Is the Standard

KEITH GOT A SHOUT-OUT ON SNL! (He KNEW microwaving a steak would one day pay off!) Keith also discusses the latest ICE murder (as of press time, mind you), the upcoming Super Bowl contestants, Pittsburgh Steelers’ new head coach, and the Oscar and Razzie nominations. Keith also looks back on the great Gilbert Gottfried and his thoughts on Nazi war reenactors. (I guess it’s been hip for some time.) January 26, 2026

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— Keith’s shoutout on SNL: Microwaving Steak
— Tracy Morgan confronts homeless man who formally abused him
— Another ICE murder: Alex Pretti, RIP
— New England Patriots v. Seattle Seahawks
— Pittsburgh Steelers’ new head coach Mike McCarthy
— The 2026 Oscar nominations
— The 2026 Razzie Nominations
— The latest Keith’s dad saying revealed, feat. comedian Ish Kabibble
— Gilbert Gottfried meets Nazi war reenactors

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Teyana Taylor

Mikey Day's Is It Cake? (real)

Newsy

Newsy's new book shelf

Tracy Morgan

Alex Pretti, murdered by ICE

Super Bowl LX

Super Bowl LX performers Green Day and Bad Bunny

KATG 3958: Unbroken: Stronger than the Storm

From Keith’s winter storm preparation kit to The Monks’ Walk for Peace, KATG.com has all the fresh pics. Keith also discusses revisiting Fox’s The Moment of Truth, America’s relationship with Greenland, Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize, and his hatred for North Carolina representative Tim Moore. Stay strong. January 22, 2026

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— Keith preps for North Carolina’s Winter Storm Fern feat. Melania Trump and Bret Michaels
— Revisiting Fox’s The Moment of Truth game show(?)
— The Monks’ Walk for Peace
— ICE, Greenland, and Trump’s “Nobel Peace Prize”
— The NFL’s Final Four and the “quitting” of Steelers coach Mike Tomlin feat. Aaron Rodgers
— The death of Dilbert creator/racist Scott Adams
— At the Movies: Black Phones, Flight Risk, Together, The Rip, Will Smith’s Pole to Pole, and The Running Men
— Keith vs. North Carolina congressman Tim Moore
— Jesse Welles’ Join ICE

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Keith's Winter Storm Fern emergency kit

Melania filmaker/rapist Brett Ratner

Poison's Bret Micheals

Mark L. Walberg

The Walk for Peace's Buddhist monks

American history X

Trump receives "his" Nobel Peace Prize

Joseph Goebbels, fellow Nobel Prize "recipient"

Shit, wrong person!

PJ Harvey

Danny Smith

Dilbert's Scott Adams

Flight Risk

The Rip

1987

2025

The Running Man's villain

Americans' villain

Republican congressman Tim Moore

Join ICE's Jesse Welles

KATG 3957: Previously On: This Is America (Here We Go)

An ICE agent’s unjustifiable murdering of a woman in a car was caught on multiple cameras. Will it matter? (Fuck you too, Vanilla Ice. You’re not cute.) Keith learns that he owes his dad his life because his dad came inside his mother; and, speaking of dumbness, Keith discusses Craig Klein trying to put Keith down for working at a bar. This one’s for the renegades. January 13, 2026

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— The kind of person who wants to be a priest
— Keith’s dad’s ultimatums to be a guest on Keith and The Girl
— Hilton Hotels refusing housing ICE agents
— The blatant caught-on-video Minneapolis murder from ICE
— The White House’s Presidential Plaques and Donald Trump’s heart plaques
— Craig Klein is at it again: “Hey Keith, can I get fries with that?”
— The Pittsburgh Steelers and fired coaches
— Keith reviews fine film: The Stranger Things finale, Anaconda 1 and 2, The Family Plan 2, and Knives Out 3
— The 83rd Golden Globes feat. Stand-Up Special of the Year and Podcast of the Year
— KATG episode 3957’s Wrap-Up

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ICE on Ice

Jesse Watters

Jake Tapper and Kristi Noem

Prince Andrew totally not sweating

Greenland

Coaches Jim Harbaww and Tomlin, don't let the door hit ya

1997 and 2025

Daniel Stern

KATG 3956: The Lord’s Work

As we ring in 2026 and take a break trudging through the finale of Stranger Things, Keith discusses the shocking stories that ended 2025: The brutal murder of the great Rob Reiner!; John Cena tapping out to a wrestling up-and-comer during his own retirement match!; over 65% of people saying they prefer ranch over blue cheese!!! Keith also talks about the 3-year anniversary of his mom’s proven ascension into Heaven as described by his father as well as sports players and commentators not understanding what microphones do. Oh, and Keith confronted a bar customer that liked to make jokes about if they’d tip or not. January 1, 2026

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— The Pittsburgh Steelers’ amazing winning 2025-2026 season
— Merriam-Webster’s 2025 Word of the Year
— Amazon confirmed that Keith was gonna nail Christmas, but …
— Keith watches 2003’s Love Actually for the first time
— Sports and unwanted microphones
— Hanukkah vs. Hate, Keith introduces blue cheese to Charlotte, and Keith schools a customer on why joking about how they’ll tip is disgusting
— Keith’s dad and the 3-year anniversary of Keith’s mom’s obvious ascension into Heaven/Keith invites his dad on KATG
— The murder of Rob Reiner and Donald Trump’s gleeful response feat. Mick Foley
— John Cena taps out to up-and-comer Gunther during his retirement match
— Russell Brand responds to the new rape allegations that he’s grateful for
— Marlon Wayans thinks 50 Cent shouldn’t kick Diddy when he’s down feat. Marlon’s Golden Globe nominees “presentation”

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Isiah Whitlock Jr., RIP

DK Metcalf

Jake Paul (l.), Andrew Tate (r.) getting knocked out on the same wonderful day

Flyers' announcer Tim Saunders

Touching Grass

THE MUG

SO TEMPTING!

Is it Gwyneth Paltrow's head, Neal?

The classic wedge (with blue cheese)

Sherlock Holmes in 1991

The Reiners

Mick Foley

John Cena tapping out in his own retirement match

Jeffrey Epstein and pals

Russell Brand, thrilled at more rape allegations

Marlon Wayans

KATG 3955: Useful Joy (God Is the Greatest)

Sunshiner Keith Malley returns to discuss the big news: KEITH FINISHED AND WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER! Keith also shares other big news of the year, namely his iTunes Replay ‘25 (#1 song: GAYLE’S abcdefu) and his YouTube 2025 Recap (#1 Channel: Midnight Across America). Keith also plays the McDonald’s manager’s live 911 call that turned in insurance CEO shooter Luigi Mangione and the video of the unapologetically racist Wisconsin Cinnabon worker who yelled hate at customers despite Cinnabon’s 0% tolerance policy against racial hate. Keith reviews Wicked: For Good and Stranger Things: Season 5 - Part 1, and he probably isn’t pleased. He’s okay though; HE WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER! Oh, and his dad wrote him. December 10, 2025

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— 100% TRUE BREAKING NEWS: KEITH FINISHED AND WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER
— Keith’s just received 5 new emails from his dad
— Keith’s iTunes Replay ‘25 (#1 song: GAYLE’S abcdefu) and YouTube’s 2025 Recap (#1 Channel: Midnight Across America)
— The 1-year anniversary of insurance CEO shooter Luigi Mangione feat. the McDonald’s manager’s live 911 call turning him in
— The Cinnabon worker who was fired after yelling racial slurs into a customer’s phone will easily raise over $100,000 in support
— Donald Trump’s Kennedy Center Honors honors Sylvester Stallone and KISS
— Keith reviews the sequel Wicked: For Good
— Keith reviews 50 Cent’s 4-hour TV documentary Sean Combs: The Reckoning
— Keith finally finishes watching Stranger Things: Season 5 - Part 1
— 2026 Golden Globes nominations
— From God Made Me: The Very Worst of Keith Malley - Vol. 1: Heaven Explained and You Don’t Really Believe

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KEITH FINISHED AND WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER!

Keith's new hero

YouTube’s 2025 Recap

Keith's YouTube personality type

Liz's YouTube personality type!!!

GAYLE, 21: "Hm maybe we just sing the alphabet."

Luigi Mangione, 26: "Wait I did WHAAAT?!"

Cinnabon racist Crystal Wilsey, 43: "No it was THESE 2 fingers!!!"

KATG 3954: Keep Pounding (Fire Tomlin)

In this very special KATG episode (sure, why not?), Keith goes solo to discuss the Pittsburgh Steelers first losing season in two decades, his interaction with ICE, and the GOP staffer who faked being zip-tied and abused by anti-Trumpers. While Megyn Kelly doubles down on defending Trump with underage girls, flu hospitalizations reach its highest rate in 15 years and Marjorie Taylor Greene resigns from Congress. Also, Keith’s TV disease made him watch Squid Game: The Challenge 2, and he needs to share what he saw with you like it’s The Ring. He also talks about the Stranger Things’ Hopper vs. Eleven and competency porn (aka The Pitt). December 1, 2025

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— The Pittsburgh Steelers’ first losing season in two decades
— Keith’s list of thanks
— Elon Musk’s fun party idea: Grok AI’s Unhinged Mode
— Keith’s new Steelers bar in Charlotte
— Keith recalls being Jewish
— President Trump on naming the new Washington Commanders stadium after himself, producing Rush Hour 4, and personally selling handguns
— Pitchman Vince Offer, aka The Shamwow Guy, is running for Congress
— Keith, ICE, glitter, and activists vs. Home Depot
— Republican congressman’s aide pulls a Jussie Smollett
— The CDC’s website now falsely claims vaccines lead to autism
— The Pitt, Squid Game: The Competition 2, and Stranger Things 5

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"Thanksgiving" by ListenerLiz

Mike Tomlin watching his team play ball

Keith's Charlotte Steelers bar

Vince Offer

Trumper and Jussie Smollett fan Natalie Greene

Jeff Van Drew: Her boss. He was voted in as a Democrat in 2019; switched Republican in 2020. Hm.

God dammit Megyn Kelly ...

Simply God dammit ...

The final squids

The women of Wicked

The Running Men

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