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KATG 3153: Goofygrapes w/ John F. O’Donnell

Corn Pop revisited and Joe Biden’s bleeding eyeball; JFOD’s manic episodes September 17, 2019
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John F. O'Donnell
John F. O'Donnell
Joe Biden's suddenly bleeding eyeball
Joe Biden's suddenly bleeding eyeball
The Fare Well Diner where John dined and dashed
The Fare Well Diner where John dined and dashed
One of the books that he tried to pay with
One of the books that he tried to pay with
The other form of payment
The other form of payment
John on Redacted Tonight
John on Redacted Tonight

KATG 3152: Corn Pop w/ Patrick Schroeder

Patrick’s namesakes; SNL fires Shane Gillis; The Comedy Central Roast of Alec Baldwin; Keith explodes over door buzzer; bus driver bravery; football, Ben Roethlisberger’s elbow surgery, and Cam Newton’s eccentricity; political dabates and Joe Biden’s sanity September 16, 2019
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Patrick Schroeder
Patrick Schroeder
Chemda's big booze bust
Chemda's big booze bust
Patrick Schroeder's namesake/murderer
Patrick Schroeder's namesake/murderer
Not SNL's Shane Gillis
Not SNL's Shane Gillis
The Alec Baldwin Roast's Roastmaster Sean Hayes
The Alec Baldwin Roast's Roastmaster Sean Hayes
Alec Baldwin, Caitlyn Jenner, and Robert De Niro
Alec Baldwin, Caitlyn Jenner, and Robert De Niro
Ireland Baldwin
Ireland Baldwin
No-show Hailey Baldwin
No-show Hailey Baldwin
Blake Griffin
Blake Griffin
Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla
Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger
Cam Newton
Cam Newton
Joe Biden
Joe Biden

KATG 3151: Hustlers w/ Bianca Brady

Narcing on grocery stores; Felicity Huffman’s 14-day jail sentence; Jersey Shore’s The Situation released from prison; SNL, Bown Yang, Shane Gillis, The Hollywood Reporter, and Joel Kim Booster; the Lovers of Modena were both men; The New York Times and Brett Kavanaugh’s new sexual assault allegation; Creative Arts Emmy Awards; the end of MoviePass; Hustlers and IT Chapters 1 and 2 reviewed September 15, 2019
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Bianca BradyBianca Brady

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Bianca Brady
Bianca Brady
Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin
Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino
Bowen Yang
Bowen Yang
Joel Kim Booster
Joel Kim Booster
New SNL-hire Shane Gillis and Chris Gethard
New SNL-hire Shane Gillis and Chris Gethard
Shane's "apology"
Shane's "apology"
Lovers of Modena aka Adam and Steve
Lovers of Modena aka Adam and Steve
Brett Kavanaugh
Brett Kavanaugh
Queer Eye
Queer Eye
David Attenborough
David Attenborough
Hannah Gadsby
Hannah Gadsby


Jennifer Lopez, Cardi B, and Lizzo
Jennifer Lopez, Cardi B, and Lizzo
Jennifer Lopez's real life counterpart
Jennifer Lopez's real life counterpart
The arrest
The arrest
The real Constance Wu
The real Constance Wu
Dr. Zyad Younan, the Hustlers of Scores whistleblower
Dr. Zyad Younan, the Hustlers of Scores whistleblower
Usher
Usher
IT
IT

KATG 3150: Are You Kiddin’ Me? w/ Chelsea White

Drunk tattoos; exes using your old pictures; Antonio Brown’s rape accusation; Ms. Monopoly; InStyle’s Jennifer Aniston cover; 9/11’s 18-year anniversary; My Name Is Keith w/ BaJames feat. Dan Soder September 12, 2019
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Chelsea WhiteChelsea White

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Chelsea White
Chelsea White
One of Chelsea's drunk tattoos
One of Chelsea's drunk tattoos
The CAPTCHA tattoo
The CAPTCHA tattoo
The (kinda) coordinates of Chelsea's birthplace
The (kinda) coordinates of Chelsea's birthplace
Chelsea's newest tattoo
Chelsea's newest tattoo
Britney Taylor and Antonio Brown
Britney Taylor and Antonio Brown
Monopoly... but for women!
Monopoly... but for women!
Jennifer Aniston?
Jennifer Aniston?
BaJames
BaJames
Dan Soder
Dan Soder


Showgirls
Showgirls

KATG 3149: Boiling Bunnies w/ Bryan McKenna

Sex with a roommate; Pittsburgh Steelers, New England Patriots, and Antonio Brown; Times Square costumed gropers; child surprises her mom and mom shoots her September 11, 2019
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Bryan McKennaBryan McKenna

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Bryan McKenna
Bryan McKenna
Times Square
Times Square
Antonio Brown
Antonio Brown
Hannah Jones after being shot at by her nervous mother
Hannah Jones after being shot at by her nervous mother

KATG 3148: Sticks & Stones w/ Jay Nog and Luke Touma

LANFEAR!; quitting drinking; President Trump invites the Taliban to Camp David; Trump fakes weather map to defend saying Hurricane Dorian will attack Alabama; Sarah Palin’s divorce; Mississippi event hall claims Christianity is against interracial marriage; Lil Nas X explains coming out of the closet to Kevin Hart; Scarlett Johansson defends Woody Allen; Dave Chappelle’s Sticks and Stones; Keith’s backyard swing; suicide September 10, 2019
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Jay Nog
Jay Nog
Luke Touma
Luke Touma
LANFEAR!
LANFEAR!
Trump's magic markered storm projection
Trump's magic markered storm projection
Trump's tricks
Trump's tricks
Todd and Sarah Palin
Todd and Sarah Palin
The Palin family
The Palin family
Boone's Camp Event Hall in Mississippi
Boone's Camp Event Hall in Mississippi
The racist owner caught on tape
The racist owner caught on tape
Lil Nas X and Kevin Hart
Lil Nas X and Kevin Hart
Scarlett Johansson and Woody Allen
Scarlett Johansson and Woody Allen

Keith's backyard - BEFORE
Keith's backyard - BEFORE
Chemda and Xerxes are so good at putting together swings!
Chemda and Xerxes are so good at putting together swings!
Keith pretends to help
Keith pretends to help
Keith and Xerxes
Keith and Xerxes
The king on his throne
The king on his throne
Keith's backyard - AFTER
Keith's backyard - AFTER

Chemda and Xerxes go camping
Chemda and Xerxes go camping
Carrie Gravenson
Carrie Gravenson
Documentarians
Documentarians

People without a swing
People without a swing

KATG 3147: You Are the Asshole w/ Danny Vega

Yearly group camping, Chemda’s inappropriateness, and how to make a move; Danny on Mystery Diners; Keith and Chemda on Boiling Points; Reddit’s AITA September 5, 2019
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Danny VegaDanny Vega

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KATG's second free podcast
KATG's second free podcast
Mystery Diners
Mystery Diners
Daniela
Daniela

Keith's Russian lover #1: Alison Becker
Keith's Russian lover #1: Alison Becker
Keith's Russian lover #2: Missy O'Reilly
Keith's Russian lover #2: Missy O'Reilly
Girl Gaga on B.P.
Girl Gaga on B.P.

KATG 3146: Anger Management w/ Nick Turner

The Odessa mass shooting and AR-type assault rifles; injustices, road rage, anger, and guns; Netflix and stand-up comedy; how to get rich quick September 4, 2019
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Nick TurnerNick Turner

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Odessa mass shooter Seth Ator
Odessa mass shooter Seth Ator
Vice President Mike Pense
Vice President Mike Pense

Lyra Smith, Nick's girlfriend of 7 years
Lyra Smith, Nick's girlfriend of 7 years
Fred Savage
Fred Savage
Get Rich Nick's plasma money maker
Get Rich Nick's plasma money maker

KATG 3145: Wild 'n In w/ Maddy Smith

The inner workings of Wild 'n Out; Missy Elliot's missing diamond necklace; Kevin Hart's car accident recovery; Tracy Morgan pays bartender to watch over his Bugatti; Kevin Mr. Wonderful O’Leary involved in fatal boat crash; the history of the NRA; the Billy Graham Rule; Eric Garner's murderer fired from police force 5 years later; the Popeyes chicken sandwich September 3, 2019
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Maddy SmithMaddy Smith

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Maddy Smith
Maddy Smith
Missy Elliot
Missy Elliot
Kevin Hart's car "Menace"
Kevin Hart's car "Menace"
Tracy Morgan's $2,000,000 Bugatti
Tracy Morgan's $2,000,000 Bugatti
Kevin "Mr. Wonderful" O'Leary
Kevin "Mr. Wonderful" O'Leary
Tony "Mass Shooting Are Because We Teach Evolution" Perkins
Tony "Mass Shooting Are Because We Teach Evolution" Perkins
Billy Graham
Billy Graham
Religious cop Manuel Torres
Religious cop Manuel Torres
The Eric Garner choke-hold
The Eric Garner choke-hold
What Keith thinks killed Eric Garner
What Keith thinks killed Eric Garner

KATG 3144: Free Will w/ Troy Alan

Critic negatively reviews Keith’s movie She’s Crushed and tweets the review to him; Keith’s shower calamity; Kevin Hart’s car crash; accidental circumcision; Hurricane Dorian; having a pedophile for a dad September 2, 2019
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Troy AlanTroy Alan

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Keith's shower fiasco
Keith's shower fiasco

Kevin Hart's driving fiasco
Kevin Hart's driving fiasco
Terry Brazer, accidental circumcision recipient
Terry Brazer, accidental circumcision recipient
New banner courtesy Josh aka Captain Mushface
New banner courtesy Josh aka Captain Mushface
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