KATG 3923: The American Way w/ Alice Fishbein

New KATG guest Alice Fishbein might be on her first podcast of any kind ever, but you wouldn’t know it from her candid opinions and frank discussions. Keith and Alice talk about her one-woman show satirizing Titanic, her work in criminal defense, Americans lack of empathy, Epstein never having a client list after all (???), hateful comedians announcing that they misvoted, 2025’s Superman, and King Joey Chestnut. July 12, 2025

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— Alice Fishbein: The Titanic, dating, and working in criminal defense
— President Trump threatens to revoke Rosie O’Donnell’s citizenship following her move to Ireland
— Sean “Diddy” Combs’ third bail denial and proposed sentencing
— Wife abuser Michael Madsen dead at 67
— Texas floods: 130 dead, 200 missing
— Alligator Alcatraz
— Epstein case closed due to there being no client list after all (???)/Comedian and podcaster Andrew Schulz isn’t pleased that he voted for Trump
— 2025’s Superman
— 2025’s Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest

Guests

Alice Fishbein

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How Keith poisoned his brother

How Alice's sister poisoned her

An inappropriate Drake with Millie Bobby Brown

feat. Track 3: Louis' Dick Jokes

Rosie O'Donnell v. The President of the United States

Cowboy Carter

A grateful Diddy

Evan Rachel Wood v. Marilyn Manson

Michael Madsen in Reservoir Dogs

Your plan (living)

God's plan (killing)

Kristi Noem (no plan)

Marjorie Taylor Greene expressing that she's anti-weather manipulation

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt

Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump never meeting each other

Andrew Shultz: Comedian, podcaster, political mastermind

U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi

The Boys

The White House cooked it's burgers the day before!

RFK Jr., your Health Whatever-The-Fuck

A good idiot

An evil idiot

Dean Cain

Johnny Lawrence

Laura Loomer, Trump's top advisor that's sick of minorities in commercials

J. K. Rowling

Pound for pound the greatest athlete in the world Joey Chestnut

KATG 3922: The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial - Part 4: The Verdict w/ Felicia Gillespie

Open and candid comedian Felicia Gillespie returns to help Keith discuss The Diddy Trial and the jury’s stupid fucking verdicts. The duo also discusses millionaire and charlatan Jimmy Swaggart burning in Hell at age 90 as well as the state of the world. July 2, 2025

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— In honor of Pride Month, Keith goes over the amazing work podcaster MeMe Cherry has done for the community
— The American flag and Keith’s current embarrassment, Trump wants you to call him Daddy, The history of the parody song Bomb Iran and questioning the mission’s success, California governor suing FOX News for $800 million over lying about Trump calling him during the L.A. ICE protests, NYC’s Zohran Mamdani’s Democratic Primary win and related racists
— The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial - Part 3
— Squid Game 2
— Flirting with weirdos/Brad Pitt’s home in Los Feliz ransacked by burglars (who took advantage of Brad out promoting F1 The Movie)

Guests

Felicia Gillespie

Pictures

Felicia's freezer getting tomorrow morning's ice bath ready

Jimmy Swaggart

NYC’s 10-foot-tall pink Foot Fountain

KATG 3921: In the Name of Love w/ MeMe Cherry

It’s the return of the thought-provoking, hilarious, and socially active podcaster MeMe Cherry! MeMe joins Keith to help discuss Pride Month, what you can do about it in 2025, and the world’s latest series of UNfortunate events. The duo also discusses the closing of Diddy’s trial, Will Smith taking back his apologies to us and Chris Rock, and TV shows that Keith apparently loves to hate. (Yes, The Bear and Squid Game are back.) June 27, 2025

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— In honor of Pride Month, Keith goes over the amazing work podcaster MeMe Cherry has done for the community
— The American flag and Keith’s current embarrassment, Trump wants you to call him Daddy, The history of the parody song Bomb Iran and questioning the mission’s success, California governor suing FOX News for $800 million over lying about Trump calling him during the L.A. ICE protests, NYC’s Zohran Mamdani’s Democratic Primary win and related racists
— The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial - Part 3
— Squid Game 2
— Brad Pitt’s home in Los Feliz ransacked by burglars who took advantage of Brad out promoting F1 The Movie

Guests

MeMe Cherry

Pictures

MeMe's artistic space

The meme from from racist right-wing politicians and speakers after Shia Muslim Zohran Mamdani won NYC's Democratic Primary for mayor

KATG 3920: Hot Cum Time Machine w/ Brandon Collins

Brandon Collins returns! Keith catches up with his movie pal from way back to help discuss the continuing sagas that are The End of the World, The Diddy Trial, and Cockbuster Video. June 23, 2025

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— Revisiting Brandon Collins/A Minecraft Movie
— Cockbuster Video
— Trump, who wasted $45 million on a military parade for Flag Day, wrote on Juneteenth that there are too many non-working holidays/Potential in-country Iranian retribution
— !!! SPORTS !!!
— The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial - Part 2
— Movie Corner w/ Medium Popcorn’s Brandon Collins: Love Hurts, Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning, Final Destination: Bloodlines, The Accountant 2, and The Amateur

Guests

Brandon Collins

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KATG 3919: You Made It Weird presents Pete Holmes’ KATG interview

Pete Holmes’ podcast exposing comedians’ secret weirdnesses began in October 2011 and continues entertaining with some of your favorite Hollywood pals. You can also check out YouTube.com/PeteHolmes for hilarious material from his podcasts, talk show, stand-up, and various skits. (Keith personally is in love with the fictional character interviews.) The segment following Keith discussing the end of the world is from October 2013. You Made It Weird’s detailed episode description: “Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili from the podcast Keith and The Girl make it weird!” June 19, 2025

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— Juneteenth and your feelings
— Donald Trump vs. Elon Musk feat. The End of the World
— Pete Holmes’ KATG interview

Guests

Pete Holmes

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Pete Holmes

KATG.com/VIP

Louis C.K. (SPELL IT RIGHT!)

$59.99 shown - also avail. in camouflage ($74.99) or signed by Trump ($1,000) - Note: God's signature currently unavail.

Mike Lindell

The beginning of the end

Jeffrey Epstein and Donald J. Trump

The Cybertruck Dilemma

KATG 3918: WTF presents Marc Maron’s KATG interview

Marc Maron started his podcast WTF in September 2009 and in June 2025 announced its upcoming end. In honor of his run and the big news, we relisten to KATG’s appearance back in 2012. All old episodes of WTF can be found accessing WTF+ at WTFpod.com. WTF’s episode description: “Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili are two of the earliest pioneers of podcasting. Their hit show Keith and the Girl paved the way for WTF. Marc welcomes them to the garage to talk about religion, sexuality and relationships.” June 18, 2025

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— Deadly weather and the new lack of government assistance
— Marc Maron introduction
— Strangers and politics
— Father’s Day talk feat. Taylor Tomlinson/Keith’s lack of direction explained
— Marc Maron’s KATG interview

Guests

Marc Maron

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KATG.com/MarcMaron

Your president

God's flooding

Taylor Tomlinson

KATG.com/VIP

KATG.com/TGAN

KATG.com/DadBook

Keith and Chemda

Podcasting Hall of Fame

The Hall of Fame speech

KATG 3917: The Best of That’s the Show with Danny SPONSORED BY: Shitty Jim’s w/ Katharine Heller, Tom Scharpling, Marga Gomez, Michael Khalili, Mara Wilson, Eugene Mirman, Lev Grossman, Danny’s mom, Danny’s girlfriend, and Jeff the Sound Engineer

From the archives of KATG.com/VIP, this show features the collection of That’s the Show with Danny clips that ex-intern Danny Hatch personally put together himself 10 years ago! Whether you’re relistening or new to the character that is The Hatch, you’ll love his hilariously neurotic jokes and delivery with Keith, Chemda, his own mom and girlfriend, and some of your favorite KATG guests engaging in a way that can only be described as … well … I don’t think it can be described. Enjoy. OH! DANNY’S OLD PSYCHIATRIST HAD A SCARFACE POSTER IN HIS OFFICE!!! June 12, 2025

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Danny Hatch with Paul F. Tompkins at L.A.'s The Comedy Store (2015)

KATG 3916: Only in Charlotte w/ ListenerLiz

The move is complete! Keith’s girlfriend and fellow Charlottean ListenerLiz joins the show to help Keith discuss leaving The Big Apple for literally greener pastures. The duo talks about the dichotomy between the two cities, dealing with landlords and movers, and strangers finding KATG through Keith’s trail of breadcrumbs. The lovebirds also address serious hot topics such as Pride Month vs. Veterans Month, the literal whitewashing of civil rights campaigners, and the Pittsburgh Steelers’ new quarterback. June 9, 2025

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— The Brutalist
— Pride Month vs. Veterans Month
— Pete Hegseth to change U.S. ships from being named after civil rights campaigners (John Lewis, Thurgood Marshall, Harriet Tubman, etc.)
— Keith’s giveaways
— R.I.P. Major Margaret Hot Lips Houlihan
— The Macrons airplane fight
— Theater roof falls during showing of Final Destination: Bloodlines
— The Rehearsal - Season 2
— Keith tries to sell his A/C unit
— Keith tries to get back his NYC security deposit
— Keith tries to hire honest long-distance movers
— Keith settles into Charlotte, NC
— Carolina Panthers owner David Tepper vs. Keith’s new Pittsburgh Steelers hang-out

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Live from Charlotte!

Keith's new neighbors

Keith starting his day great

And the next day ...

Lunch: Keith drops his just cooked frozen dinner

And his day has turned

But he doesn't mind. He'll just eat the top!

Dinner

The Brutalist

Secretary of Defense and racist unadmitted alcoholic idiot Pete Hegseth

Corporal Maxwell Klinger

Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan (R.I.P.)

The Macrons making jokes

Keith's bane

Keith's giveaways

The real life Final Destination theater ceiling collapse

The horrific apartment damage that cost Keith $700

But the table, grill, and cooler: No problem

How Keith originally took the apartment

Keith never complains

Monopoly game pieces you've never heard of

R.I.P.

How movers leave your place

Thanks for the drink, fuck you

How Keith got revenge on the movers

Keith says goodbye

Keith's new stomping grounds

Carolina Panthers owner David Tepper

Pittsburgh Steelers' new quarterback Aaron Rodgers

KATG 3915: Party Etiquette, Dumb Politics, and The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial w/ Calvin Cato

Superstar and The Dad Emails book contributor Calvin Cato returns to help Keith discuss party etiquette (Keith’s perfect), dumb politics (Keith isn’t pleased), and the Diddy trial (APPLESAUCE ON A CHEESEBURGER?!). They also pay homage to the great George Wendt and are nervous for the family that is now burdened with his bar tab. May 24, 2025

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— 0:00 KATG.com/DadBook and Ephesians 6:4
— 4:04 One of those days/Leaving NYC
— 9:05 Party etiquette and Keith being perfect
— 26:15 Dumb politics
— 45:21 People who are too polite/Impolite text responses
— 54:16 The Diddy Trial/Kanye West is done being antisemitic
— 1:16:30 RIP: Cheers’s NORM! and corporations honoring Pride Month

Guests

Calvin Cato

Pictures

KATG.com/DadBook feat. Calvin Cato

Keith's original Carrie's Party pasta idea (1 serving pictured)

Carrie's spread (nice cheese idea, Carrie)

Their pasta

Keith's gifts

Keith's desserts (1 serving pictured)

Liz's surprise

Carrie's demands

This is real

KATG 3914: Keith’s Going Away Party w/ Greg Warren

Comedian Greg Warren isn’t here to offend or be controversial. Keith is. Together they lick the platter clean! Greg joins Keith to discuss his new special The Champ, reluctantly discuss the state of the world, and give his two cents on Keith’s going away party. May 18, 2025

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— 0:00 Taking care of your health, leaving a big city, and teasing Greg Warren’s The Champ (feat. make-up and neurosis)/Keith’s Process
— 17:28 Diddy, The Holy Bible, and Chris Brown
— 21:35 Luigi Mangione and UnitedHealth Group’s criminal Medicare fraud
— 35:04 Donald Trump vs. Bruce Springsteen feat. Bon Jovi
— 45:26 Dumb people and SNL’s Joke Swap/TV shows taking their show down due to blackface
— 52:21 MAGA’s Kid Rock closed his honky-tonk’s doors during Nashville ICE raids to save employees from arrest/The new Pope’s brother/Apple filed a $95 million settlement over Siri listening in on your private conversations/Junior Alvarado fined $62,000 for hitting his horse 8 times to win the Kentucky Derby instead of the allowed 6 times/A too-tall festival boat crashes into the Brooklyn Bridge, killing 2 people
— 1:00:19 Nathan Fielder’s The Rehearsal sued over his fake singing contest Wings of Voice feat. The Jury
— 1:11:00 Keith’s going away party and how to deal with your guests
— 1:21:26 Greg Warren’s The Champ; Cursing, family shows, NYT puzzles, and BBQ
— 1:36:41 The Consumers podcast

Guests

Greg Warren

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Keith's party planning

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