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KATG 3875: Wrapped and Replayed w/ Danny Vega

Keith’s best pal Danny Vega returns as the duo discusses Christmas movies and your loved one’s bad taste in entertainment, researchless political opinions, and their end of year music lists. The wonder twins also talk about the NYC shooting of United Healthcare’s CEO and Keith’s latest medical adventures. Danny brings us an Am I the Asshole? regarding family secrets which leads, of course, to KATG.com/DAD. December 6, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — Christmas movies and your loved one’s bad taste in entertainment
  • — Controversial political opinions including how it’s best not to appreciate rapists as your leaders even though Hunter Biden did drugs
  • — Keith’s 2024 Apple Music Replay
  • — Only in NY: UnitedHealthcare's CEO Brian Thompson brazenly shot and killed on the NYC streets/Keith’s end of 2024 health journey between doctors, insurance, and pharmacists
  • — “AITA for revealing a family secret to my husband about his father?”
  • — KATG.com/DadBook reviews

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Danny VegaDanny Vega

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The insurance company CEO shooting
The insurance company CEO shooting


Matt Gaetz and Escape from L.A.'s the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills
Matt Gaetz and Escape from L.A.'s the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills

KATG 3874: White Noise w/ Courtney Maginnis

Courtney Maginnis! Football! Sebastian Bach! Movies! HAPPY THANKSGIVING! December 2, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — Courtney Maginnis’s special White Noise
  • — Thanksgiving, family, football, and gambling
  • — Skid Row’s Sebastian Bach remembers he’s married
  • — At the Movies: Brats, Gladiator 2, Thelma, Satan Wants You, and Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret.

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Major Tuddy
Major Tuddy
Sebastian Bach and the woman he learned is still his wife
Sebastian Bach and the woman he learned is still his wife



John Hughes
John Hughes

Andrew McCarthy
Andrew McCarthy




"EVIL IS REAL" - 5 STARS by Norma Maynard
"EVIL IS REAL" - 5 STARS by Norma Maynard
"Didn't like the flavor!" - 2 STARS by Norma Maynard
"Didn't like the flavor!" - 2 STARS by Norma Maynard
A Church of Satan statue to rival The Ten Commandments outside of a courthouse
A Church of Satan statue to rival The Ten Commandments outside of a courthouse

KATG 3873: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD! w/ Rojo Perez

Back from an early Thanksgiving in Charlotte, Keith is joined by the great Rojo Perez as he discusses accused pedophile Matt Gaetz being forced to withdraw from running for Attorney General despite Trump’s recommendation as well as hypocritical conservatives featuring the death of Chuck Woolery. Rojo, the first guest to be part of The Dad Emails book, helps Keith break down the brand new email which begins: “This Christmas Season, do you want to start a new beginning with your father, or do you prefer to be stuck in some unresolved past?” November 27, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — Matt Gaetz, forced to withdraw from running for Attorney General, joins Cameo
  • — Hypocritical conservatives and religion feat. the death of Chuck Woolery
  • — Air travel and ListenerLiz’s Thanksgiving Dinner score
  • — Keith’s dad writes Keith for birthday praise

Guests

Rojo PerezRojo Perez

Pictures

It's not good. Whew.
It's not good. Whew.


Matt Gaetz
Matt Gaetz



Kim Kardashian praising Mother Mary
Kim Kardashian praising Mother Mary

Chuck Woolery, RIP(?)
Chuck Woolery, RIP(?)
Liz's deviled eggs
Liz's deviled eggs
Liz's everything else
Liz's everything else


A $14,069 fine. (NICE!)
A $14,069 fine. (NICE!)

KATG 3872: Man in Motion w/ Carrie Gravenson

Fresh off their viewing of Hugh Grant’s Heretic and just before Keith’s monthly visit to Charlotte, Keith and Carrie Gravenson discuss their late-to-the-party viewing of St. Elmo’s Fire, the latest additions to Donald Trump's 2025 Cabinet (Hulk Hogan is Secretary of Labor?!), and the Kentucky man who was declared dead who woke up as his organs were being harvested. November 21, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — Brother Love performs live on the CMAs with host and Female Vocalist of the Year Lainey Wilson
  • — The latest additions to Donald Trump's 2025 Cabinet and Rudy Giuliani still being at it
  • — The latest Diddy assault claims and his jail cell search
  • — Wicked’s porn ads
  • — Tropicana’s offensive orange juice bottle redesign
  • — Rust movie premiere
  • — Heretic review
  • — St. Elmo’s Fire review
  • — Jay Leno’s “hill accident”
  • — Kentucky man declared dead wakes up as his organs are being harvested

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It's your boy, Brother Love! photobombed by Lainey Wilson
It's your boy, Brother Love! photobombed by Lainey Wilson
Accused pedophile and Trump-recommended Attorney General Matt Gaetz
Accused pedophile and Trump-recommended Attorney General Matt Gaetz
Shyne and Diddy
Shyne and Diddy

A Wicked Doll
A Wicked Doll
Wicked.com
Wicked.com
Carrie's Christmas card QR code
Carrie's Christmas card QR code
A.I. Unity
A.I. Unity
The classy carafe vs. the ubiquitous new bullshit
The classy carafe vs. the ubiquitous new bullshit
Tropicana's original blunder
Tropicana's original blunder
Trump, Biden, and RFK Jr.
Trump, Biden, and RFK Jr.








Demi Moore in The Substance
Demi Moore in The Substance
Jay Leno's "Jaywalking"
Jay Leno's "Jaywalking"

KATG 3871: Request Denied w/ Rod and Karen Morrow

Karen Morrow hosts a special Last Week on KATG episode with her partner Rod as the trio discusses republicans pretending the 2025 administration is cool and that mockery offends them. The gang also dissects the Paul vs. Tyson Netflix special and Keith’s entertainment disease that made him finish Cobra Kai Season 6 Part 2. November 18, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — The Winning Pittsburgh Steelers and the skill of pro athletes
  • — Today’s sponsor: Racism
  • — Minimum Rage
  • — Last week’s episodes recap feat. republicans pretending the 2025 administration is cool and that mockery offends them; and, the behind the scenes of the Paul vs. Tyson Netflix special feat. Brother Love
  • — Keith finishes Cobra Kai Season 6 Part 2
  • — Past guests that ask for their episodes to be removed

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UNLIMITED!!!
UNLIMITED!!!


The Mile High Burger Club aka The Cool Kids Table
The Mile High Burger Club aka The Cool Kids Table


Brother Love
Brother Love

KATG 3870: The Rapist vs. The Dipshit, aka Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul w/ Brother Love

Brother Love joins Keith to discuss their viewing of Netflix’s stupid live global 5-hour special Paul vs. Tyson. The duo breaks down the matches, the bullshit, and how women get things done. November 16, 2024
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Brother LoveBrother Love

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You've been Thunderstruck
You've been Thunderstruck
The good 'ol days
The good 'ol days
No mercy!
No mercy!
Gronk and Shaq
Gronk and Shaq

Guess who won? ( ... wrong)
Guess who won? ( ... wrong)
THE MATCH IS STILL GOING!!!
THE MATCH IS STILL GOING!!!

KATG 3869: Donald Trump’s 2025 Cabinet

Perennial KATG poker champion Keith Malley is here to share his thoughts on Netflix’s The Rapist vs. The Dipshit aka Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson, Donald Trump’s 2025 controversial Cabinet picks, and The Onion buying Alex Jones’ Infowars (for real). Visit KATG.com/DAD as a palate cleanser. November 15, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — The Rapist vs. The Dipshit: Mike Tyson and Jake Paul
  • — 20-year-old father throws his 8-month-old at a wall over video game rage
  • — Donald Trump’s 2025 controversial Cabinet picks
  • — The Onion buys Alex Jones’ Infowars (for real)
  • — Praise for KATG.com/VIP’s Daddy Issues

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Keith meant to send this picture from his phone to his computer at @info. Hi, Kamala
Keith meant to send this picture from his phone to his computer at @info. Hi, Kamala
Tyson slapping Jake
Tyson slapping Jake

Kid thrower and gaming enthusiast Jalin White
Kid thrower and gaming enthusiast Jalin White
Matt Gaetz, accused child rapist and prospective Attorney General
Matt Gaetz, accused child rapist and prospective Attorney General




Alex Jones
Alex Jones
KATG.com/VIP
KATG.com/VIP

KATG 3868: Rapecoin w/ Gastor Almonte

Fan favorite Gastor Almonte returns to KATG to help Keith celebrate Veterans Day. Keith and Gastor discuss the toll of Donald Trump on your family, SNL’s Election Day response, Pornhub in regards to the election, and reviews of Blink Twice and Venom: The Last Dance. TRIGGER WARNING: Rachael “Raygunn” Gunn is quitting her professional breakdancing career. November 11, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — Election ‘24: Donald Trump and your family/SNL’s Election Day response
  • — Christian “King” Combs on his dad’s positive actions
  • — PornHub and Election Day
  • — Football, boxing, and your emergency contact
  • — Blink Twice review
  • — Venom: The Last Dance review
  • — Rachael “Raygunn” Gunn is quitting her professional breakdancing career

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Raygunn and supporter Camryn Bynum
Raygunn and supporter Camryn Bynum
The Portal Girl in NYC and Philadelphia
The Portal Girl in NYC and Philadelphia

KATG 3867: Election Day 2024: Trump Wins Again w/ ListenerLiz

Keith and Liz return to discuss The Day After. The national numbers are in, and Donald Trump has been elected (again) as the President of The United States of America with RFK Jr. as Secretary of Health, Joe Rogan as Secretary of Alpha Brain, Kid Rock as Secretary of Rock & Roll, and Elon Musk as Secretary of Dog Money. November 6, 2024
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January 6, 2021
January 6, 2021
Donald Trump's victory speech
Donald Trump's victory speech
Multiple accused rapist Russell Brand
Multiple accused rapist Russell Brand
Kamala Harris's concession speech
Kamala Harris's concession speech





KATG 3866: Nauseously Optimistic (Election Day 2024) w/ ListenerLiz

Keith’s lover Liz joins him to discuss the happenings and agita of Election Day. The perfect couple talks about their voting experiences, how to stay sane, and everything surrounding the election from RFK Jr. still being on ballots to Donald Trump’s endorsement by Joe Rogan. The amazing duo also shares the ballad of Cuntjuice McGee. November 5, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — Boycotting NYT’s games
  • — SNL feat. Kamala Harris and Harvey Epstein
  • — Voting: Trump vs. Harris feat. Joe Rogan
  • — Cuntjuice McGee
  • — The Chicken Big Mac
  • — Tom Brady’s announcing restrictions

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The real Harvey Epstein
The real Harvey Epstein
Keith's truth
Keith's truth

Rudy Giuliani outside Four Seasons (Total Landscaping)
Rudy Giuliani outside Four Seasons (Total Landscaping)
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Charlotte's CO
Charlotte's CO



Megyn Kelly
Megyn Kelly
Petey Pablo
Petey Pablo
Cuntjuice Fountain
Cuntjuice Fountain
Cuntjuice McGee
Cuntjuice McGee
The Chicken Big Mac
The Chicken Big Mac
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen (l.), Not Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen (r.)
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen (l.), Not Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen (r.)
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